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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #60 on: June 26, 2018, 01:37:44 pm »
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation.  You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.

LMNO hates you.  You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway.  His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born.  Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time.  He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off.  It's true.

I prefer to call it, "Universal Love".


I mean, the end results are the same, but at least this way you can be smug in your suffering.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #61 on: June 26, 2018, 04:09:33 pm »
Just think of LMNO as your own personal damnation.  You have a personal relationship with LMNO, every time you wheel granny over the staircase (the humans, of course, must be protected), every time you trip a waiter, and every time you agree to let $3 of your annual taxes go to campaign funding.

LMNO hates you.  You didn't do anything to deserve that hate, but he hates you anyway.  His hatred of you is pure and unblemished, and has been ongoing since before you were born.  Hell, before HE was born, and that's a very, very long time.  He hates you so much that he shaved his mustache off.  It's true.

I prefer to call it, "Universal Love".


I mean, the end results are the same, but at least this way you can be smug in your suffering.


*jots, don't go into the basement of LMNO
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:O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #62 on: July 03, 2018, 10:14:00 pm »
I think itís pretty wild and funky that so many Erises are arriving at this time*. I donít claim to hold the golden apple, as you see, I dropped my snack a while ago. I think it rolled under a table just to the left, and if anyone feels like stripping down, oiling up and wrastliní for it, I sure would be obliged (to laugh hysterically while furiously masturbating).

Anyway, from one Godhead to Another, I like ya style. Also, seeing as there is now another Eris writing with creative grammar, I might leave a few exclamation points by the wayside. Iím sure Capeditiea can find a creative use for them.

*I mean this with... Great Seriousness

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #63 on: July 03, 2018, 10:15:59 pm »
*I mean this with... Great Seriousness

Another one?  I only now just got my shit together from 2015.
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #64 on: July 05, 2018, 12:17:45 am »
I think itís pretty wild and funky that so many Erises are arriving at this time*. I donít claim to hold the golden apple, as you see, I dropped my snack a while ago. I think it rolled under a table just to the left, and if anyone feels like stripping down, oiling up and wrastliní for it, I sure would be obliged (to laugh hysterically while furiously masturbating).

Anyway, from one Godhead to Another, I like ya style. Also, seeing as there is now another Eris writing with creative grammar, I might leave a few exclamation points by the wayside. Iím sure Capeditiea can find a creative use for them.

*I mean this with... Great Seriousness

WE SHALL RULE!!!

*nods, i want to see a few of these dudes oiled up :D this would provide some joyous entertainment.
However i too have lost the golden apple... not sure when, i mean i left it on my portable throne, to go to the bathroom, when i came back... my throne and the apple were missing. :O then trump started running for president. *suspicious eyes, he may have it.
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #65 on: July 05, 2018, 08:03:39 am »
Sounds like IT is happening, THAT is the mission to be succeeded by IT by THAT.
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:O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #66 on: July 05, 2018, 08:49:44 am »
:O my goddess: Oh my gods sent:
Oh my god yes: All my guardians
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #67 on: July 05, 2018, 10:06:01 am »
:O my goddess: Oh my gods sent:
Oh my god yes: All my guardians

i'll have what he's having. :O
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