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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2018, 09:06:58 am »
Just because you unearthed my corpse from a bog in 1347 and suddenly the black death, and again came by my cairn right before a potato famine,  and here we are again on the eve of the next big oops doesn't mean we are both time travellers, one of us takes the slow road.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2018, 09:24:46 am »
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2018, 09:25:42 am »
Just because you unearthed my corpse from a bog in 1347 and suddenly the black death, and again came by my cairn right before a potato famine,  and here we are again on the eve of the next big oops doesn't mean we are both time travellers, one of us takes the slow road.


:O so it was you who i saw that day...
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2018, 05:07:05 pm »
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?

It smells like clay, with a subtle overtone of LMNO's glitter infused jockstrap.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2018, 08:53:47 pm »
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?

It smells like clay, with a subtle overtone of LMNO's glitter infused jockstrap.


*nods, i have a guess who's shit you smelt.

However you shouldn't go around smelling shit. one could potentially get knocked out... waking up to find they have been kidnapped by the aboriginals of easter island who have, for quite some time, used invisibility cloaks to keep their pressence and their trees hidden.

Haven't you ever wondered why those statues are all nearly neck deep in ground? that is simply because underneath the ground we have the easter island aboriginals there, which one may be here as well... *suspicious eyes.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2018, 09:56:24 pm »
I'm not technically from the future, but my family moved there when I was, like,  eight.

Unfortunately, we wound up getting caught by a cyborg Barron Trump clone in 2101, and were deported back to 1997, and had our memories scrambled so we couldn't interfere in the timeline.

Must have been '96 I had some posh x-mas dinner at his house in CO.

Who's house? A cyborg Barron Trump clone's house?
Something like that, I think they were casting for the Kushner role because of the reverse Oedipal thing. Good thing we caught that before it required a time therapist.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2018, 04:16:43 am »
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?

It smells like clay, with a subtle overtone of LMNO's glitter infused jockstrap.


*nods, i have a guess who's shit you smelt.

However you shouldn't go around smelling shit. one could potentially get knocked out... waking up to find they have been kidnapped by the aboriginals of easter island who have, for quite some time, used invisibility cloaks to keep their pressence and their trees hidden.

Haven't you ever wondered why those statues are all nearly neck deep in ground? that is simply because underneath the ground we have the easter island aboriginals there, which one may be here as well... *suspicious eyes.

I am a well-respected researcher in the field of "hot mess". 

I'm a Goddamn industry professional.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2018, 04:57:41 am »

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

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:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2018, 05:05:56 am »
Can I create a pention to ban time travllers from our forums.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or

 
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2018, 08:17:20 am »

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?
Can I create a pention to ban time travllers from our forums.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or

 
 :?
History:

Books are made out of words.
Words are like bytes.

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2018, 08:30:06 am »
Can I create a pention to ban time travllers from our forums.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or

 
 :?
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2018, 09:32:26 am »
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That's right, question everything
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2018, 05:49:16 pm »

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.
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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2018, 05:49:38 pm »
I was a teen-aged shit-poster; as you can see, the condition became chronic.

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Re: Time Travel
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2018, 07:35:00 pm »

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.


Amazing. :D so could you tell me why i poo once every week?
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