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Looking for ideas
« on: July 12, 2018, 07:37:35 pm »
someone bought the domain official.gop and is looking for decent troll material beyond what's already there. any help would be appreciated. asking for a friend.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2018, 07:39:15 pm »
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2018, 03:26:05 am »
someone bought the domain official.gop and is looking for decent troll material beyond what's already there. any help would be appreciated. asking for a friend.

Iím interested. Tell me more.

I believe that bigly hilarity can be had from trolling Louis Buller Gohmert Jr. alone. And, I didnít even know his middle name was ďBullerĒ until I just looked it up. (Now Iím wondering whether or not thatís a Wikipedia troll.)

Anyway, given the rest of the cast of characters currently in the GOP, the skyís the limit!

(You may want to consider moving/posting this to/on the Project Board.)

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2018, 04:00:13 am »
someone bought the domain official.gop and is looking for decent troll material beyond what's already there. any help would be appreciated. asking for a friend.

Iím interested. Tell me more.

I believe that bigly hilarity can be had from trolling Louis Buller Gohmert Jr. alone. And, I didnít even know his middle name was ďBullerĒ until I just looked it up. (Now Iím wondering whether or not thatís a Wikipedia troll.)

Anyway, given the rest of the cast of characters currently in the GOP, the skyís the limit!

(You may want to consider moving/posting this to/on the Project Board.)
Yes I should probably

There's not much more to tell. I'm just not sure what format it should take, other than "pretending to be Republicans but accidentally telling the truth", and I don't have enough content.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2018, 05:16:56 am »
 
someone bought the domain official.gop and is looking for decent troll material beyond what's already there. any help would be appreciated. asking for a friend.

Iím interested. Tell me more.

I believe that bigly hilarity can be had from trolling Louis Buller Gohmert Jr. alone. And, I didnít even know his middle name was ďBullerĒ until I just looked it up. (Now Iím wondering whether or not thatís a Wikipedia troll.)

Anyway, given the rest of the cast of characters currently in the GOP, the skyís the limit!

(You may want to consider moving/posting this to/on the Project Board.)
Yes I should probably

There's not much more to tell. I'm just not sure what format it should take, other than "pretending to be Republicans but accidentally telling the truth", and I don't have enough content.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2018, 04:59:45 pm »
someone bought the domain official.gop and is looking for decent troll material beyond what's already there. any help would be appreciated. asking for a friend.

Iím interested. Tell me more.

I believe that bigly hilarity can be had from trolling Louis Buller Gohmert Jr. alone. And, I didnít even know his middle name was ďBullerĒ until I just looked it up. (Now Iím wondering whether or not thatís a Wikipedia troll.)

Anyway, given the rest of the cast of characters currently in the GOP, the skyís the limit!

(You may want to consider moving/posting this to/on the Project Board.)
Yes I should probably

There's not much more to tell. I'm just not sure what format it should take, other than "pretending to be Republicans but accidentally telling the truth", and I don't have enough content.

Okay.

As far as format goes, a good starting place might be to mimic the Republican National Committeeís own website at https://gop.com/. (As I have zero knowledge of website construction, design, etc., I admit that that that may be easier said than done.)

Although thereís an obvious gold mine in material out there of the GOPís own making, itís going to be very difficult to achieve the level of subtlety needed for a first class troll.

I do, however, have a quite a number of raw ideas, and Iím sure many more will occur to me. Hereís a couple to start with:

Idea 1. Praise the union of poor, undereducated Republican voters, corporate elites, and the wealthy for recently passing massive tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy. (Doing this subtlety is going to be really hard.)

Idea 2. Thank Americaís farmers for bearing the burden placed upon them by Trumpís Trade War, because it will ultimately help the recovery of our manufacturing sector. (Actually, on this one it should be pretty easy to achieve the right level of subtlety.)

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2018, 06:57:47 pm »
Idea 3. Have all contributors use nom de plumes like ďB. J. Ford,Ē where B. J. is actually Boris Joakim, and the last name is one of a prominent Republican politician, or serial killer.

Then after a little while, let the Russian names slip out.

Now then, if youíre looking for only finished content, please give us some idea of what your friend needs. For instance, is he/she looking for something in editorial format, blog posting format, something else? As Iíve already posted, Iím interested, but Iím also new to this sort of thing.

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2018, 04:16:51 pm »
Use it to direct people towards candidates that are actually from different conservative parties, such as the Libertarians, to split the vote
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2018, 12:13:12 am »
I didnít realize this thing has been kicking around for about a year, until I found and read your old thread, as follows: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38216.0.html

I donít know what the owner(s) of official.gop started with, but it doesnít look like he/she/they have gotten very far with the site. So:

Idea 4. Provide links to news sites, etc., where Republicans themselves have made statements, or taken actions contrary to The Republicultô party line, like the following:

Gowdy: I don't think Mueller probe is a witch hunt

As per this link: http://thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/397087-gowdy-i-dont-think-mueller-probe-is-a-witch-hunt

Providing pertinent links to other sites should be easy, and itís free, no fuss, high quality content.

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2018, 12:18:20 am »
Idea 3. Have all contributors use nom de plumes like ďB. J. Ford,Ē where B. J. is actually Boris Joakim, and the last name is one of a prominent Republican politician, or serial killer.

Then after a little while, let the Russian names slip out.

[...]

Something like that, gradually infused with themes from Alice in Wonderland, like the Queen of Hearts as Red Queen... Russian overlay slowly giving way to reveal Imperial Monarchy of reptilian overlord's "intelligent design."
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2018, 02:16:34 pm »
Our nation was founded on a set of shared beliefs, and our values, by the grace of God, have made us the greatest country in the world.  Lately our culture has come under attack from outside, by a torrent of illegal aliens who steal our jobs, threaten our children, and endanger our very way of life.  But thanks to the strengthening of our borders, and extreme vetting of would-be immigrants, this tide is being stemmed.

Yet there is another threat which faces us today, one far more insidious.  Every year, four million people arrive in America, and are summarily granted citizenship, without so much as a pledge of allegiance.  These newcomers often take years to learn to speak and read our language, placing an enormous drain on our already overburdened educational system.  Even when they pretend to fit into our culture, they twist it in subtle and disastrous ways.  They disrespect our hallowed institutions, distort our language, commit obscenities, and even mock our religion.

Great strides have been made in preventing the influx of these invaders, but these measures are not always effective.  Yet there are those in our own government who want to make some of these measures illegal!  Your help is needed.  Defend our American way of life, and petition your representatives to continue to allow us to protect ourselves, by any means necessary.

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2018, 04:14:59 pm »
You people are weird.

You fuckers drink milk out of a plastic bladder and *WE* are the weird ones?
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2018, 04:49:39 pm »
Our nation was founded on a set of shared beliefs, and our values, by the grace of God, have made us the greatest country in the world.  Lately our culture has come under attack from outside, by a torrent of illegal aliens who steal our jobs, threaten our children, and endanger our very way of life.  But thanks to the strengthening of our borders, and extreme vetting of would-be immigrants, this tide is being stemmed.

Yet there is another threat which faces us today, one far more insidious.  Every year, four million people arrive in America, and are summarily granted citizenship, without so much as a pledge of allegiance.  These newcomers often take years to learn to speak and read our language, placing an enormous drain on our already overburdened educational system.  Even when they pretend to fit into our culture, they twist it in subtle and disastrous ways.  They disrespect our hallowed institutions, distort our language, commit obscenities, and even mock our religion.

Great strides have been made in preventing the influx of these invaders, but these measures are not always effective.  Yet there are those in our own government who want to make some of these measures illegal!  Your help is needed.  Defend our American way of life, and petition your representatives to continue to allow us to protect ourselves, by any means necessary.

Support women's right to choose.

  • I don't think this really fits what you want, but I felt like writing it anyway.
  • Although I've tried to write this from an American perspective, I'm Canadian.  I don't claim to understand what's really going on down there.  You people are weird.
  • I don't necessarily agree or disagree with anything I write, including this statement.

I almost choked on bile until I realized you were making a submission. Like... shit, warn a person first.

It isn't exactly what I'm looking for, but I felt it shift a gear somewhere. I'm taking notes from all these suggestions, and they're all helpful.

And yes, someone should do something about this unchecked undocumented immigration from the spiritual plane.
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2018, 05:19:06 pm »
Our nation was founded on a set of shared beliefs, and our values, by the grace of God, have made us the greatest country in the world.  Lately our culture has come under attack from outside, by a torrent of illegal aliens who steal our jobs, threaten our children, and endanger our very way of life.  But thanks to the strengthening of our borders, and extreme vetting of would-be immigrants, this tide is being stemmed.

Yet there is another threat which faces us today, one far more insidious.  Every year, four million people arrive in America, and are summarily granted citizenship, without so much as a pledge of allegiance.  These newcomers often take years to learn to speak and read our language, placing an enormous drain on our already overburdened educational system.  Even when they pretend to fit into our culture, they twist it in subtle and disastrous ways.  They disrespect our hallowed institutions, distort our language, commit obscenities, and even mock our religion.

Great strides have been made in preventing the influx of these invaders, but these measures are not always effective.  Yet there are those in our own government who want to make some of these measures illegal!  Your help is needed.  Defend our American way of life, and petition your representatives to continue to allow us to protect ourselves, by any means necessary.

Support women's right to choose.

  • I don't think this really fits what you want, but I felt like writing it anyway.
  • Although I've tried to write this from an American perspective, I'm Canadian.  I don't claim to understand what's really going on down there.  You people are weird.
  • I don't necessarily agree or disagree with anything I write, including this statement.

I almost choked on bile until I realized you were making a submission. Like... shit, warn a person first.

It isn't exactly what I'm looking for, but I felt it shift a gear somewhere. I'm taking notes from all these suggestions, and they're all helpful.

And yes, someone should do something about this unchecked undocumented immigration from the spiritual plane.

Yeah, he had me revved up, to.

His is really good and you should have him write for your site.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2018, 06:32:07 pm »
Use it to direct people towards candidates that are actually from different conservative parties, such as the Libertarians, to split the vote
This is great.
Our nation was founded on a set of shared beliefs, and our values, by the grace of God, have made us the greatest country in the world.  Lately our culture has come under attack from outside, by a torrent of illegal aliens who steal our jobs, threaten our children, and endanger our very way of life.  But thanks to the strengthening of our borders, and extreme vetting of would-be immigrants, this tide is being stemmed.

Yet there is another threat which faces us today, one far more insidious.  Every year, four million people arrive in America, and are summarily granted citizenship, without so much as a pledge of allegiance.  These newcomers often take years to learn to speak and read our language, placing an enormous drain on our already overburdened educational system.  Even when they pretend to fit into our culture, they twist it in subtle and disastrous ways.  They disrespect our hallowed institutions, distort our language, commit obscenities, and even mock our religion.

Great strides have been made in preventing the influx of these invaders, but these measures are not always effective.  Yet there are those in our own government who want to make some of these measures illegal!  Your help is needed.  Defend our American way of life, and petition your representatives to continue to allow us to protect ourselves, by any means necessary.

Support women's right to choose.
This is even better, though in a very different vein.

Iím going on vacation tomorrow, so Iíll see what I can come up with here when aided by French wine and a beautiful lake beach.