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« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2005, 06:06:22 am »
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isn't yoni the hindu word for vagina?

so it makes total sense that a dude who's a total pussy would be named that.
Did you click the link?  And you are the on who taught, albeit accidentally, to read the little letters, so I thought you would have read mine :roll:  and it is more than just vagina.  It is a spiritual concept having to do with doorways and openings.  Good job, Grasshopper 8)

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« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2005, 10:10:54 am »
also, i fi recall my metaphyiscs, it also proably mean szero.


but i'm ptrobaly wrogn there.
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« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2005, 03:23:10 pm »
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isn't yoni the hindu word for vagina?

so it makes total sense that a dude who's a total pussy would be named that.
Did you click the link?  And you are the on who taught, albeit accidentally, to read the little letters, so I thought you would have read mine :roll:  and it is more than just vagina.  It is a spiritual concept having to do with doorways and openings.  Good job, Grasshopper 8)


actually, I didn't click hte link...I rarely do....and I almost NEVER read the small print.

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« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2005, 06:49:58 pm »
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Yoni, not the guy guy who I must not name in order to not get impaled.
I always thought that was a weird name for a guy, even a pussy like him.
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OK, things people missed if they didn't click the link.  And I made the letters huge instead of tiny.  

1 Vulva puppets
2 Vulva masks
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4  Boobie doll figurines
5  A whole bunch of menstrual stuff, don't blame you for wanting to miss that.
6  Goddess pendant
7  Stained glass goddess windows
8  Flowers, especially those that resemble vulva, which as far as I can tell is a lot of flowers
9  A whole lot of other stuff having to do with or resembling female genitalia.  See what you miss by not clicking?

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« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2005, 09:37:16 pm »
sorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.
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« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2005, 10:35:33 pm »
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sorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.

You have to sign up to the site to see actual genatalia, sorry, I have my own so I didn't check into that. :wink:

And come on, vulva puppets?  That is funny stuff.  I might get one.  It would give saying "talk to the hand" a whole other level of meaning :twisted:

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« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2005, 12:19:20 pm »
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sorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.

You have to sign up to the site to see actual genatalia, sorry, I have my own so I didn't check into that. :wink:

And come on, vulva puppets?  That is funny stuff.  I might get one.  It would give saying "talk to the hand" a whole other level of meaning :twisted:


Vulva puppets is almost as fun as a "Vagina Masquerade"
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« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2005, 03:58:24 pm »
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sorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.

You have to sign up to the site to see actual genatalia, sorry, I have my own so I didn't check into that. :wink:

And come on, vulva puppets?  That is funny stuff.  I might get one.  It would give saying "talk to the hand" a whole other level of meaning :twisted:


Vulva puppets is almost as fun as a "Vagina Masquerade"

Or the Vagina Monologues.  I also was thinking vulva puppets would make the Turkey Curse a lot more interesting :twisted:  Especially if you kept the gobble, gobble, gobble chant in. :twisted:

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« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2005, 04:01:35 pm »
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 I also was thinking vulva puppets would make the Turkey Curse a lot more interesting :twisted:  Especially if you kept the gobble, gobble, gobble chant in. :twisted:



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« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2005, 06:39:28 pm »
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sorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.

You have to sign up to the site to see actual genatalia, sorry, I have my own so I didn't check into that. :wink:

And come on, vulva puppets?  That is funny stuff.  I might get one.  It would give saying "talk to the hand" a whole other level of meaning :twisted:


Vulva puppets is almost as fun as a "Vagina Masquerade"

Or the Vagina Monologues.  I also was thinking vulva puppets would make the Turkey Curse a lot more interesting :twisted:  Especially if you kept the gobble, gobble, gobble chant in. :twisted:


IMHO, the Vagina Monologues were about as much fun as having bamboo splinters shoved under your fingernails...

but then, I don't have a vagina of my own.

I'm always borrowing one from one of the neighbors.
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« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2005, 10:03:23 am »
Asian women have horizontal vaginas.
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« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2005, 10:10:17 am »
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Asian women have horizontal vaginas.


How do you figure this?

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« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2005, 10:30:13 am »
just common sense I thought
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« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2005, 03:19:58 pm »
so which side is the clitoris on?
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« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2005, 04:21:34 pm »
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so which side is the clitoris on?




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