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« on: April 19, 2005, 05:17:23 am »
The goal of this operation is for you to gain the ability to play jokes on yourself, so that you are more able to play jokes on others.

The first step is to open your cranium, and, using medical implements (or scissors), segment the connections between the two sides of your brain.  Then repair your skull and scalp.  If you aren't sure of your capabilities here, you should probably cunsult either a liscensed physian or a squirrel before beginning.

Then, with one half of your brain, come up with a fun prank to play on yourself.  Imagine how surprised your other half will be when he finds he has had a bucket of water dumped on him... by himself!

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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2005, 05:22:27 am »
:shock:


(that was me
surprising myself)

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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2005, 05:31:36 am »
have some nutmeg instead
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2005, 05:34:27 am »
Is it surprising nutmeg?

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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2005, 07:31:26 am »
Nutmeg's a psychoactive drug similar to weed. Just in case there are one or two people on here who haven't read Naked Lunch.
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2005, 08:59:56 am »
Tequila works much better and it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 02:06:23 pm »
Please, stop suggesting people take nutmeg.  It's a crap drug.  The high sucks.


If you don't want to break the law and actually get stoned,

Do as Hugh Do:  Tequila.

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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2005, 03:17:53 pm »
I recently blew a chance to surprise myself.  Came back from a Beltane festival once again not having the nerve to ask if my current crush was in fact available.

My fuckin' SHRINK is advising me to go for it in October! :D
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2005, 06:50:12 pm »
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Please, stop suggesting people take nutmeg.  It's a crap drug.  The high sucks.


If you don't want to break the law and actually get stoned,

Do as Hugh Do:  Tequila.


Yeah, I hear it's pretty lame. For legal highs, go for coffee, sugar, salvia, Dextromethorphan, or if you have to, booze.
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2005, 02:58:05 am »
How about some of us never touch alcohol again?  I think that would be a pretty good idea for me, considering I did some Tequila shots saturday morning/friday night, and then I did some whiskey shots, and then some gin shots, and then I drank some beer, and then I had some more gin, and some more tequila, and some more whiskey, and I was already on the bathroom floor with the bottle of tequila in my mouth chugging when I started to vomit, so atleast I reduced trip time to the porcelian idol.

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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2005, 03:04:51 am »
nobidy wants to hear it.

go tell your blog.
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2005, 03:06:10 am »
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How about some of us never touch alcohol again?  I think that would be a pretty good idea for me, considering I did some Tequila shots saturday morning/friday night, and then I did some whiskey shots, and then some gin shots, and then I drank some beer, and then I had some more gin, and some more tequila, and some more whiskey, and I was already on the bathroom floor with the bottle of tequila in my mouth chugging when I started to vomit, so atleast I reduced trip time to the porcelian idol.

Trying to make yourself happy with alcohol == 0


Vodka, man.  It's my gift to you.

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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2005, 03:08:43 am »
I actually have heard that Vodka is good for you.  Well, less bad for you than most other hard liquors, due to the lowered levels of contaminants.

However, sir, I don't think I'll ever be able to touch another sip of alochol again.  I vomited till my nose bled.  I don't ever want to do that again.  Or, atleast not till the mucosal lining of my nose heals.
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2005, 03:10:02 am »
no you shoudl drink until you turn blue, then we won't ahve to suffer through you talkin to yourself.
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2005, 03:18:47 am »
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no you shoudl drink until you turn blue, then we won't ahve to suffer through you talkin to yourself.
:shock: that was harsh d00d :shock: but he is an assmunch, heh, heh, heh
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