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J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs

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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2005, 03:21:10 am »
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I actually have heard that Vodka is good for you.  Well, less bad for you than most other hard liquors, due to the lowered levels of contaminants.

However, sir, I don't think I'll ever be able to touch another sip of alochol again.  I vomited till my nose bled.  I don't ever want to do that again.  Or, atleast not till the mucosal lining of my nose heals.


You'll be drinking once your nose heals.

Unless someone spikes the rum with antabuse.

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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2005, 03:30:33 am »
I have a feeling you're right.  I guess I'll just have to relearn 'how to get drunk, but not that drunk.'

And I don't think anyone'll be spiking anything, because unless I'm at a bar (where it is hard to spike the drinks, since I never drink from something I've walked away from) I never drink something alocholic unless the other person drinks something from the same container or batch first.

Paranoid, but hey, it's a crazy world, and I live in a college town.  And someone lifted by Wallet off of my while I was drunk.
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2005, 03:30:59 am »
try drinking gasoline. it woudl do teh world a favour.
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2005, 03:33:57 am »
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try drinking gasoline. it woudl do teh world a favour.


'quila with antabuse is just as effective and half as deadly.  You should try it some time.
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2005, 03:35:44 am »
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try drinking gasoline. it woudl do teh world a favour.


'quila with antabuse is just as effective and half as deadly.  You should try it some time.


teh funny thing is i have drank gasoline before. odd story that one and it's all a bit fuzzy.

regardless umm what's antabuse?
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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2005, 03:43:59 am »
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try drinking gasoline. it woudl do teh world a favour.


'quila with antabuse is just as effective and half as deadly.  You should try it some time.


teh funny thing is i have drank gasoline before. odd story that one and it's all a bit fuzzy.

regardless umm what's antabuse?


Oh, it's this marvelous drug that lets you appreciate alcohol even more.
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2005, 03:51:37 am »
you knwo what's special about just fuckin google it, is you coudl've jsut answered the question. nto tha ti really care what it is oen way or the other, and you yourself brought it up.

btu it's all good dude!

personally while i drink to get drunk, i also enjoy the joureny to drunkeness more so than the state of beign as such. hell i rarely smoke d00bs when drinking, adn that'll work probaly way better than soem panzee rufee or whatever(i forget the term atm.)
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2005, 10:02:53 am »
antabuse= teh win! :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2005, 06:02:44 am »
i surprised myself last night. there was a noise in the closet and i was scared but didn't piss my pants. yea me.
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« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2005, 06:33:42 pm »
That was me in the closet, btw.
Boo!

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Despite all that primpin', you still got a chimp in a suit.

Buy him a castle, he'll still be an asshole, and nothing you do will change that-
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« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2005, 11:26:18 pm »
Hehehe.....DS just surprised me.

I called to talk to Demonica and Ds answered the phone.
It was only obvious that she was up to something because everything she said to me was followed by an evil little giggle.
Our conversation went something like this:

Me: Hi honey, whatcha doing?

DS: Nothing, Auntie Bella......at least right this minute. hehehehe

Me: Really? Okay then. What've you been doing in the last half hour?

DS: Just waiting for my mom to wake up from her meditation. hehehehe

Me: Oh? Do you two have special plans for when she wakes up?

DS: No. hehehee.  But, I plan to watch her face. hehehehehe

Me: Okay, what'd you do to her!?!

DS: Nothing. hehehehe. I just saw the burrito and saw her shoulders and.....hehehe.

DS:OMG. She's moving! I'll have her call you after she gets the beans off her shoulders.  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2005, 12:26:35 am »
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Hehehe.....DS just surprised me.
>snip<
DS:OMG. She's moving! I'll have her call you after she gets the beans off her shoulders.  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

We have to get the rest of the story.  I have been lucky so far.  If I doze off when I am alone with my son, he just gets out lots of toys.  I mean lots of toys.  And there was the toilet paper in the toilet, lots of toilet paper.  And he has used me for a pony, in my sleep.  And there are a lot of times he wakes me up with

COCKADODDLEDOO!!!

And it is doddle, not doodle.  It started as a joke during a camping trip.

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« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2005, 01:03:08 am »
I love how you wrote the evil giggle Bella :D

God that's the best laugh I've had all day....

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« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2005, 05:47:49 am »
Thanks.  :twisted:  It gets better.

Demonica said when she "woke up" from her meditation, DS and DuMeany were in the midst of a major fit of giggles and the poodle was bouncing up and down snapping his mouth open and shut with each leap. It took her a while to figure out there was half a burrito on her shoulder and the dog was trying to get it.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2005, 08:17:23 am »
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Thanks.  :twisted:  It gets better.

Demonica said when she "woke up" from her meditation, DS and DuMeany were in the midst of a major fit of giggles and the poodle was bouncing up and down snapping his mouth open and shut with each leap. It took her a while to figure out there was half a burrito on her shoulder and the dog was trying to get it.


DS makes me proud. If/when I have kids, they are going to have to take after.... :twisted:
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