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Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2005, 05:14:22 pm »
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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2009, 09:52:18 am »
4 unfunny alts in one thread.  Count em, people!

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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2009, 04:15:08 pm »
and Hugh contemplating reproducing.

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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2009, 04:24:50 pm »
Horab was an alt??  :eek:
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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2009, 04:25:20 pm »
Wait, was fluffy the alt?  or Gnimbley?

I forget.
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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2009, 04:25:39 pm »
Yes.

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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2010, 07:58:53 pm »
Would slipping an armed mousetrap into the pocket of a pair of pants you don't usually wear while hammered and forgetting about it count?
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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #37 on: January 02, 2010, 11:11:28 pm »
That was like walking in on an archaeological dig site and screaming "ROAR!" at the top of your lungs.

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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2010, 04:04:31 am »
my father always used to sit me on his lap, take off his hat and say 'why play tricks when you can cunt lick'.


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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2010, 07:37:58 am »
o look a bar stool
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2013, 06:06:11 pm »
The goal of this operation is for you to gain the ability to play jokes on yourself, so that you are more able to play jokes on others.

The first step is to open your cranium, and, using medical implements (or scissors), segment the connections between the two sides of your brain.  Then repair your skull and scalp.  If you aren't sure of your capabilities here, you should probably cunsult either a liscensed physian or a squirrel before beginning.

Then, with one half of your brain, come up with a fun prank to play on yourself.  Imagine how surprised your other half will be when he finds he has had a bucket of water dumped on him... by himself!

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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #41 on: July 31, 2013, 03:12:39 am »
These people are all related to Holist correct?
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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #42 on: July 31, 2013, 03:15:17 am »
These people are all related to Holist correct?

No, but they have the same genetics anyway.   :lulz:

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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #43 on: August 01, 2013, 12:02:17 am »
Dude, I already play pranks on myself.
Usually " Where did I just put that thing?"
...Yeah, you probably do it, I do it worse.

...For instance, how many times have you left your keys in the freezer?
How many phones have you laundered or broke because you forgot they were in your pocket?
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Re: Operation: Surprise Yourself
« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2013, 05:30:23 pm »
How many phones have you laundered or broke because you forgot they were in your pocket?

One, and it still worked after.
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