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« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2005, 03:14:46 pm »
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« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2005, 03:41:22 pm »
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Oh, I think he delivered on his claims . . .  e.g. the decline of
Xtianity in the civilized world
, the wiccan and neo-pagan currents, the
the Oriental upsurge in the West, all show his influnce...


you been smoking chunks of Ajax again? please explain how you think Christianity is in decline in the civilized world?

for that matter, please explain why you think that any part of the world deserves to be called "civilized"?

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« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2005, 03:42:38 pm »
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Oh, I think he delivered on his claims . . .  e.g. the decline of
Xtianity in the civilized world
, the wiccan and neo-pagan currents, the
the Oriental upsurge in the West, all show his influnce...


you been smoking chunks of Ajax again? please explain how you think Christianity is in decline in the civilized world?

for that matter, please explain why you think that any part of the world deserves to be called "civilized"?

 8)


Careful, he'll pull your Discordian Card.

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« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2005, 03:45:58 pm »
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Oh, I think he delivered on his claims . . .  e.g. the decline of
Xtianity in the civilized world
, the wiccan and neo-pagan currents, the
the Oriental upsurge in the West, all show his influnce...


you been smoking chunks of Ajax again? please explain how you think Christianity is in decline in the civilized world?

for that matter, please explain why you think that any part of the world deserves to be called "civilized"?

 8)


Actually, an article in the paper the other day noted that Church attendance in Europe has plummeted.

And as far as civilization goes, Europe>America.

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« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2005, 03:49:31 pm »
Yes.  This is true.  But we acquired the EU.  The institution that says if a banana bends so many degrees too far, its not a banana.

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« Reply #50 on: May 03, 2005, 03:52:26 pm »
Wait.  Civilization has to be smart, too?



We certainly are Doomed.

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« Reply #51 on: May 03, 2005, 03:53:48 pm »
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Wait.  Civilization has to be smart, too?



We certainly are Doomed.



Are they mad?

Civilization is merely here to provide us with drunkenness.
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« Reply #52 on: May 03, 2005, 03:56:24 pm »
Well...not stooopid would be a start.  Imagine a vast bureacracy.  Now imagine that actually runs the country. As in, the President, the Cheifs of Staff, the entire executive, is chosen from that group, based on the internal politics of each office.  And they all hate each other as much as is pyhsically possible.  Then add several fairly powerful countries.  That is the EU.  I think Eris had a hand in it.

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« Reply #53 on: May 03, 2005, 03:59:21 pm »
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Wait.  Civilization has to be smart, too?



We certainly are Doomed.



Are they mad?

Civilization is merely here to provide us with drunkenness.


Actually, there's a pretty good argument that civilization was started for beer.

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« Reply #54 on: May 03, 2005, 04:01:03 pm »
Beer = Christianity. Apparently....

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« Reply #55 on: May 03, 2005, 04:01:41 pm »
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Beer = Christianity. Apparently....


You just gave me a mental image of Pat Robertson beer-puking.

THANKS!  :D

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« Reply #56 on: May 03, 2005, 07:40:26 pm »
RAW's methods are alright,but I prefer erisian tantra and chaoist  taoism.
Church of Eris runs an excellent Chao-lin Temple  at Jrethicon IV.
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« Reply #57 on: May 03, 2005, 07:46:52 pm »
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Actually, there's a pretty good argument that civilization was started for beer.

The story of Sekhmet pretty well posits that beer is what saved the ancient Egyptians. :D
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« Reply #58 on: May 03, 2005, 07:48:25 pm »
I propose we all go to our local Beer Importer, and pick up some Egyptian beer.

In a show of solidarity, of course.

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