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« on: August 29, 2005, 07:14:07 pm »
Gelatin Crematorium

Green Jello is warm
And it makes me want to scream.
I want to sleep in it
And have wet, green dreams.
So give me Green Jello
Until I can't take anymore.
Maybe I'll give you some
And then kick you out the door.
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2005, 01:13:02 am »
Heh, was that an homage to the band formerly known as Green Jello?

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2005, 01:36:17 am »
Green Jello sux!

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2005, 01:39:12 am »
Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2005, 01:40:26 am »
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Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.


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"What can we do to help you stop screaming?"

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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2005, 01:42:12 am »
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Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

I like Green Jello, but that is their song, dumbass, hehehe :wink:

LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN

not by the hair of my chinny chin chin

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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2005, 01:43:33 am »
"What can we do to help you stop screaming?"

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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2005, 01:57:25 am »
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Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

I like Green Jello, but that is their song, dumbass, hehehe :wink:

LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN

not by the hair of my chinny chin chin


I say the same thing when someone says Primus sucks.

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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2005, 02:28:10 am »
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Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

I like Green Jello, but that is their song, dumbass, hehehe :wink:

LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN

not by the hair of my chinny chin chin


I say the same thing when someone says Primus sucks.

My son loves Green Jello's 3 Little Pigs, whenever we do that story it has to be like that.  I am not sure which is funnier, when he wants to be the big bad wolf, or when he wants me to be :twisted:

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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2005, 01:58:17 am »
Actually, it's just a silly homage to green jello the food.  I wrote the poem in college and Green Jello was served 5 out of 7 nights a week at the Caf.  

Green Jello does suck but in a hilariously entertaining way.  My dear wife bought me the Cereal Killer video off of Ebay, though she refuses to watch it with me.  That and the Smurfs and the Magic Flute.
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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2005, 02:48:21 am »
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Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.


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fo'

the fact in the pictures link it says reptile, yet you still say subzero really shows your interlect  :roll:

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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2005, 03:38:53 am »
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Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.


SUBZERO WINS.
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fo'

the fact in the pictures link it says reptile, yet you still say subzero really shows your interlect  :roll:


Like I give a fuck about your obsession with video game minutia.

"What can we do to help you stop screaming?"

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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2005, 03:43:22 am »
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Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.


SUBZERO WINS.
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fo'

the fact in the pictures link it says reptile, yet you still say subzero really shows your interlect  :roll:



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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2005, 04:36:06 am »
Is that a pic of John Kerry crapping his pants? :shock: