While I ponder the challenge presented to me by Tigger
(as I am installing the upgrade to Mac OSX named Tiger,
which means my computer will now become misanthropic)
I offer you this, which I received by email recently.
I do think it has been photoshopped, but I didn't do it.
I note the picture of our beloved leader, the Rt Hon Saint Anthony Blair, Reverend of the parish of Albion, in the background. Jeez, these two need to get a hotel room somewhere.