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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #105 on: August 01, 2015, 09:20:30 pm »
Overheating Pheremone Pustule of Last Saturday's Jiggle Fun| _xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.

Don't fucking judge me, I've got tentacles for a face.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #106 on: August 01, 2015, 10:40:35 pm »


There's an encouraging  Zen joke in there somewhere. I like it!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #107 on: August 02, 2015, 12:29:22 am »
Great, great.  Fuck off.

Thanks, what I don't get is why I'm trying to justify myself to you all?

Fuck it, let me talk or ban me?

Like it or don't.

 :argh!:

You can talk.  So can everyone else, even if you don't like it.

You called me a pervert for performing admin functions (ie, checking the IP location/city vs that of a known troll.  Your information wasn't looked at any farther than that, and wasn't generally released).  So now I assume the worst out of everything you say and do.

Action/reaction.  How could you possibly expect the universe - or another person - to behave any differently?

So again, fuck off.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #108 on: August 02, 2015, 05:17:53 pm »
Great, great.  Fuck off.

Thanks, what I don't get is why I'm trying to justify myself to you all?

Fuck it, let me talk or ban me?

Like it or don't.

 :argh!:

You can talk.  So can everyone else, even if you don't like it.

You called me a pervert for performing admin functions (ie, checking the IP location/city vs that of a known troll.  Your information wasn't looked at any farther than that, and wasn't generally released).  So now I assume the worst out of everything you say and do.

Action/reaction.  How could you possibly expect the universe - or another person - to behave any differently?

So again, fuck off.

Cool, I wasn't actually calling you a pervert!
The concept was one of potential humor derived via the mixing of actions. If you re-read, I am likening your "looking at my Ip" as to "looking up my skirt"!
No actual malice was considered as I typed.
As my interaction has found a 'sore' spot, then I am happy to 'tickle your fancy' and retract that I consider you to be a pervert.

Look up as many IP's as you find a need to....I would even be 'ok' with you "pinging" me, if it can alleviate the hostility?
 :oops:

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Really.... It's not personal....... It's just me passing limitation, or time, or whatever....... get over it!

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #109 on: August 02, 2015, 09:28:38 pm »
Great, great.  Fuck off.

Thanks, what I don't get is why I'm trying to justify myself to you all?

Fuck it, let me talk or ban me?

Like it or don't.

 :argh!:

Whoa man, Poe's law is fun and all, but you have to put the winky face so we know you're joking.
Poe's law ;)

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #110 on: August 02, 2015, 11:33:25 pm »
Great, great.  Fuck off.

Thanks, what I don't get is why I'm trying to justify myself to you all?

Fuck it, let me talk or ban me?

Like it or don't.

 :argh!:

You can talk.  So can everyone else, even if you don't like it.

You called me a pervert for performing admin functions (ie, checking the IP location/city vs that of a known troll.  Your information wasn't looked at any farther than that, and wasn't generally released).  So now I assume the worst out of everything you say and do.

Action/reaction.  How could you possibly expect the universe - or another person - to behave any differently?

So again, fuck off.

Cool, I wasn't actually calling you a pervert!
The concept was one of potential humor derived via the mixing of actions. If you re-read, I am likening your "looking at my Ip" as to "looking up my skirt"!
No actual malice was considered as I typed.
As my interaction has found a 'sore' spot, then I am happy to 'tickle your fancy' and retract that I consider you to be a pervert.

Look up as many IP's as you find a need to....I would even be 'ok' with you "pinging" me, if it can alleviate the hostility?
 :oops:

Your play thing
Lake

Thanks, I guess. 

Is there any reason for the compulsion to be passive-aggressive? 

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #111 on: August 03, 2015, 09:44:21 am »

And people know that Lethe is a river.

OH REALLY...... Did YOU make it, was you there?

What the fuck is it to your conception anyway

Lake....... River?
Why bring it up you padantic excuse? What have I done to you?
Maybe I'm just a VERY long and WINDING lake, ever considered that, butt cheeks?
Or do you, within your limitation, conceive that ALL lakes are roundish?
Maybe your education is seeping out?

Your not creation you know, or maybe you don't..... You say river....... I say kiss my rippling lake shaped stone skipping arse.

Be well, now were was that platform?

Had you drunk the waters
of your presumed namesake
 
you might be tolerable.

As it stands I find your body
quite dry, thin, & shallow, Lake.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #112 on: August 03, 2015, 10:23:01 pm »

Cool, I wasn't actually calling you a pervert!
The concept was one of potential humor derived via the mixing of actions. If you re-read, I am likening your "looking at my Ip" as to "looking up my skirt"!

I just thought I'd isolate these sentences.

Ew.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #113 on: August 03, 2015, 10:36:49 pm »
I didn't really expect much, so I wasn't disappointed.

Lethe can view checking an IP address as "checking up her skirt" all she likes.  I don't care.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #114 on: August 03, 2015, 10:41:56 pm »
But, Dok, you're totally not a pervert by doing so.  Sounds legit!
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #115 on: August 03, 2015, 11:01:28 pm »
But, Dok, you're totally not a pervert by doing so.  Sounds legit!

It's just another friggin' Number6.  Or AKK.  Or any of those guys.  It's the same tired shit, time after time.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #116 on: August 03, 2015, 11:03:30 pm »
Number 6 was at least fun to poke at.  This guy is just a pile of squick and gross.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #117 on: August 03, 2015, 11:25:59 pm »

And people know that Lethe is a river.

OH REALLY...... Did YOU make it, was you there?

What the fuck is it to your conception anyway

Lake....... River?
Why bring it up you padantic excuse? What have I done to you?
Maybe I'm just a VERY long and WINDING lake, ever considered that, butt cheeks?
Or do you, within your limitation, conceive that ALL lakes are roundish?
Maybe your education is seeping out?

Your not creation you know, or maybe you don't..... You say river....... I say kiss my rippling lake shaped stone skipping arse.

Be well, now were was that platform?

Look what I missed while I was gone!


Nothing!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #118 on: August 03, 2015, 11:29:57 pm »
The concept was one of potential humor derived via the mixing of actions. If you re-read, I am likening your "looking at my Ip" as to "looking up my skirt"!

Thank you for explaining

that totally made it funnier.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #119 on: August 04, 2015, 03:07:12 am »
just this