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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #120 on: August 13, 2015, 06:13:39 pm »
It's not mine, but I still think you all need to see it -
http://www.fellowtravelerblog.com/2011/05/13/solipsist-humor-from-plantinga/

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #121 on: August 14, 2015, 03:36:17 am »
Q.) What's the difference between 2Pac and God?
A.) God is dead.
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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #122 on: August 14, 2015, 07:26:50 am »
Q.) What's the difference between 2Pac and God?
A.) God is dead.

I laughed.
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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #123 on: August 14, 2015, 10:23:07 am »
Pensit Hash.
just this

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #124 on: August 30, 2015, 11:49:29 am »
i used to but one time i

than i really did
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