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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2013, 11:49:13 pm »
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2013, 12:10:08 am »
Best philosophy joke?


Ayn Rand.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2013, 12:16:34 am »
Best philosophy joke?


Ayn Rand.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2013, 01:14:32 am »

I still hate him.  :madbanana:

I'll think of a reason later.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2013, 08:59:06 am »
I heard this in Ireland:

God, Jesus and St. Peter are playing golf in heaven.

St Peter starts. He puts the ball down, hits it, it goes straight in the hole.

Jesus is next. He swings, hits the ball, the ball flies off along a tremendous arch, hits a branch of a tree, bounces back, lands straight in the hole.

God steps up. He hits the ball with a tremendous swing, it flies way outside the course, lands in the mouth of a rabbit. A hawk appears, dives down, picks up the rabbit and flies over the course with it in its talons. Suddenly, an eagle attacks the hawk, the hawk drops the rabbit, as the rabbit is falling through the air it drops the golf ball and it falls right in the hole.

Jesus says: For fuck's sake, dad, it's only a game!
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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2013, 03:55:11 pm »
That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2013, 08:01:26 am »
That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

Actually, it is. It's about religion, which is sort of folk ontology, epistemology and ethics all in one.

Funny: it's subjective, you know.  :)
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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2013, 08:39:33 am »
That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

Actually, it is. It's about religion, which is sort of folk ontology, epistemology and ethics all in one.

Funny: it's subjective, you know.  :)


you still suck at jokes.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2013, 10:27:14 am »
That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

Actually, it is. It's about religion, which is sort of folk ontology, epistemology and ethics all in one.

Funny: it's subjective, you know.  :)

you still suck at jokes.

I put it down to very different cultural background. I suck at your jokes.

If you mean the literal reading of the above comment that's an... affectation :)
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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2013, 01:20:13 pm »
Ok that one ^^^ wasn't bad.

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2013, 09:08:25 pm »
 :genius:

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2013, 09:22:43 pm »
I heard this in Ireland:

God, Jesus and St. Peter are playing golf in heaven.

St Peter starts. He puts the ball down, hits it, it goes straight in the hole.

Jesus is next. He swings, hits the ball, the ball flies off along a tremendous arch, hits a branch of a tree, bounces back, lands straight in the hole.

God steps up. He hits the ball with a tremendous swing, it flies way outside the course, lands in the mouth of a rabbit. A hawk appears, dives down, picks up the rabbit and flies over the course with it in its talons. Suddenly, an eagle attacks the hawk, the hawk drops the rabbit, as the rabbit is falling through the air it drops the golf ball and it falls right in the hole.

Jesus says: For fuck's sake, dad, it's only a game!

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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2013, 07:41:04 am »
That is neither about philosophy, nor funny.

Actually, it is. It's about religion, which is sort of folk ontology, epistemology and ethics all in one.

Funny: it's subjective, you know.  :)

you still suck at jokes.

I put it down to very different cultural background. I suck at your jokes.

If you mean the literal reading of the above comment that's an... affectation :)
And an exhausting one at that :lulz:
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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2014, 09:31:21 pm »
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Re: Give us your best philosophy joke
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