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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #315 on: June 16, 2010, 12:46:48 am »
Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.

I'ma have to agree with Nigel on this one.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #316 on: June 16, 2010, 01:20:51 am »
Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.

I'ma have to agree with Nigel on this one.


Yeah, you can set the tempo yourself at that point.
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #317 on: June 16, 2010, 04:52:42 am »
Still haven't topped Mosselman.
The Benny Hill Theme?

woah

in two consecutive posts you guys nailed the very two suggestions I came into this thread to post

Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.

Friggen' amen.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #318 on: June 16, 2010, 01:22:06 pm »
Anything played on a vuvuzela.
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #319 on: June 17, 2010, 01:09:20 am »
Anything by Les Claypool.  This is a trick answer because Les Claypool has performed every song with every band.

The bass on My Name is Mud is particularly well timed. 

Ba ba ba BA ba ba.  Ba ba ba BA ba ba.

On the Nick Cave side of things if you can make it to "The Weeping Song" or basically anything from Murder Ballads call me.  Babe, I'm on Fire is a great one because it's up tempo and like 20 minutes long.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #320 on: June 17, 2010, 01:56:29 am »
Anything played on a vuvuzela.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #321 on: June 17, 2010, 03:21:34 pm »
Type O Negative, Black No. 1, because of the lyrics: "Loving you was like loving the dead."
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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #322 on: June 17, 2010, 03:37:18 pm »
Type O Negative, Black No. 1, because of the lyrics: "Loving you was like loving the dead."

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #323 on: June 17, 2010, 05:56:24 pm »
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #324 on: June 17, 2010, 06:20:41 pm »
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.

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If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #325 on: June 17, 2010, 08:24:00 pm »
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.

I should lock this thread now.   :lulz:

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #326 on: June 17, 2010, 08:34:14 pm »
Anything played on a vuvuzela.

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Re: Best Music For Sex
« Reply #327 on: June 17, 2010, 11:39:59 pm »
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.

I should lock this thread now.   :lulz:


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