Let's name some names while we're at it.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I demand to be added to this list!

I, at least, won't add you. I like your fiction too much.

I DEMAND TO BE ADDED TO THIS LIST.

My fragile ego would be devestated.  You wouldnt want that, would you?

You actually argue with people and often hav e a point to make and when you're done making your point you're done with the argument, you have the ability to get on with your life.  I suspect that is also why you are not on the list.

[fnordiscordia]

OR MAYBE ITS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T RUN ERIC'S CHILD MOLESTING ASS OFF OF THE BOARDS LAST TIME BECAUSE HE WASN'T HERE.

GO BACK TO BRAGGING ABOUT HOW YOUR HUBBY INVENTED TEH INTERNETS AND EATS LIGHTENING AND CRAPS THUNDER!

[The Doctor]

What is this 'modass' you refer to?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I demand to be added to this list!

I, at least, won't add you. I like your fiction too much.

I DEMAND TO BE ADDED TO THIS LIST.

My fragile ego would be devestated.  You wouldnt want that, would you?

You actually argue with people and often hav e a point to make and when you're done making your point you're done with the argument, you have the ability to get on with your life.  I suspect that is also why you are not on the list.

Was that submitted for approval?  Of course not...your rules don't apply to YOU, do they?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

GO BACK TO BRAGGING ABOUT HOW YOUR HUBBY INVENTED TEH INTERNETS AND EATS LIGHTENING AND CRAPS THUNDER!

Well, I didn't marry Al Gore, but my hubby will be pleased to be compared to Paul B unyon, I'll be sure to let him know you say hi  

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

OF COURSE YOU DID, WHICH IS WHY YOU RESPONDED TO ROGER'S POST.

C'MON! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN IN THE BLOODSHED! GIVE INTO YOUR PRIMAL URGES! DELIVER GREAT JUSTICE!

The biggest reason this board has stayed together as long as it has, has been out of respect for Bella, you need to back off, seriously.

[fnordiscordia]

What is this 'modass' you refer to?

ITS WHAT YOU KEEP PLANTING YOUR LIPS ON! IF BELLA DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY SHE'S PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF NAPALMING ME AND EATING MY BRAINS!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

OF COURSE YOU DID, WHICH IS WHY YOU RESPONDED TO ROGER'S POST.

C'MON! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN IN THE BLOODSHED! GIVE INTO YOUR PRIMAL URGES! DELIVER GREAT JUSTICE!

The biggest reason this board has stayed together as long as it has, has been out of respect for Bella, you need to back off, seriously.

And YOU have been - both behind the scenes and in the open - the biggest reason it NEEDS to be held together.

[fnordiscordia]

TROOF!

AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS FULL OF SHIT WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT BUT AS I WATCHED YOU POST I REALIZED HE WAS RIGHT!

[Cain]

I demand to be added to this list!

I, at least, won't add you. I like your fiction too much.

I DEMAND TO BE ADDED TO THIS LIST.

My fragile ego would be devestated.  You wouldnt want that, would you?

You actually argue with people and often hav e a point to make and when you're done making your point you're done with the argument, you have the ability to get on with your life.  I suspect that is also why you are not on the list.

This is true, but only thus far.  However, a rogue Discordian's ego demands he be added the the DAMN LIST!  Or I will force myself on it!

[fnordiscordia]

CAIN! USE FORCE!
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[Cain]

I'm more Darth, dude.  He had style.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

TROOF!

AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS FULL OF SHIT WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT BUT AS I WATCHED YOU POST I REALIZED HE WAS RIGHT!

That is the bane of my existence.  I'm always right, and nob0ody listens.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, I'm off to work.

Y'all have fun now, y'hear?

[fnordiscordia]

I'm more Darth, dude.  He had style.

CAIN! PWN THESE MOTHERFUCKERS! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!
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