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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #255 on: March 14, 2008, 03:54:31 pm »
are you saying Cain and Hoopla are the same person?
CAINOOPLA?

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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #256 on: March 14, 2008, 04:02:57 pm »
I have an excellent conspiracy theory:

This whole PKLS thing is Cain pranking / trolling the PD.com forums.  Utter genius!  Nobody would see it coming.

Evidence: [...]

I do not know about you but i want that to be true. It would so dispel any lingering doubts of moi on Cain´s brilliance ( :D or  :evil: ? hm.) Then again,  maybe it would be too much of an Shyamalan-style twist... Oh well. No nice little conspiracy for today.
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« Reply #257 on: March 14, 2008, 06:00:02 pm »
are you saying Cain and Hoopla are the same person?
CAINOOPLA?

 :eek:

Look, I've been spending all my time online focusing on my PrincessKLS character, I have no time for Concordia too - leave that to LMNO.
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« Reply #258 on: March 14, 2008, 06:01:51 pm »
Also:

Central Scrutinizer, is an anagram for

Czarist Recliner Nut

If that doesn't scream BARON VON HOOPLA, I don't know what does.

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Re: ITT, Post your favorite PD conspiracy theories.
« Reply #259 on: March 14, 2008, 06:13:47 pm »
are you saying Cain and Hoopla are the same person?
CAINOOPLA?

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Look, I've been spending all my time online focusing on my PrincessKLS character, I have no time for Concordia too - leave that to LMNO.

Say WHAT?

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« Reply #260 on: March 14, 2008, 06:33:17 pm »
Don't play coy with me.
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« Reply #261 on: March 14, 2008, 06:44:26 pm »

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« Reply #262 on: March 14, 2008, 07:03:06 pm »
Why are coy fish so popular in tattoos anyway?
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« Reply #263 on: March 14, 2008, 07:03:48 pm »
It's because of those damn Japanese.

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« Reply #264 on: March 14, 2008, 07:05:13 pm »
Taking over via coy fish tattoos and bird flu!
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« Reply #265 on: March 19, 2008, 03:42:31 pm »
everytime Prof Cram enters the forum
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« Reply #266 on: April 02, 2009, 04:39:46 pm »
Bumped, because the tiny demon in my black, black heart told me to.

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« Reply #267 on: April 02, 2009, 05:35:00 pm »
Bumped, because the tiny demon in my black, black heart told me to.

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« Reply #268 on: April 03, 2009, 04:27:03 am »
Bumped, because the tiny demon in my black, black heart told me to.

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