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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2005, 08:21:49 pm »
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I want a eulogy.

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"Mr. Turd was only man Enrico admired the tattoos of . . . never before had he seen a tattoo of Traci Lords which could -just by him sucking his stomach in and out- satisfy itself in a truly bizarre manner.  At first it frightened Enrico, this is how he knew how fucking gorgeous it was - beauty always makes Enrico vomit.

Also . . . he invented a pizza for Enrico, which brings a tear to his glass eye.  The Salazorian Sausage Special is still what Enrico eats as he sits down to look through old pictures of their days robbing Office Supply stores simply because they both hated Liquid Paper.

Enrico can't go on . . . is too much . . . is . . . is . . . is it just Enrico or is this corpse coming on to him?"
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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2005, 08:39:33 pm »
righteous!

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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2005, 12:17:08 am »
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I want a eulogy.

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"Mr. Turd was only man Enrico admired the tattoos of . . . never before had he seen a tattoo of Traci Lords which could -just by him sucking his stomach in and out- satisfy itself in a truly bizarre manner.  At first it frightened Enrico, this is how he knew how fucking gorgeous it was - beauty always makes Enrico vomit.

Also . . . he invented a pizza for Enrico, which brings a tear to his glass eye.  The Salazorian Sausage Special is still what Enrico eats as he sits down to look through old pictures of their days robbing Office Supply stores simply because they both hated Liquid Paper.

Enrico can't go on . . . is too much . . . is . . . is . . . is it just Enrico or is this corpse coming on to him?"



OMFG THAT'S SO FUNNAY!111
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All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2005, 12:23:18 am »
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Those meter maid hats are so slutty - that should become the new fetishwear.

Damn. I wish I could remember where I put that hat.
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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2005, 12:34:09 am »
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Those meter maid hats are so slutty - that should become the new fetishwear.

Damn. I wish I could remember where I put that hat.


Was that meter maid also a librarian?  :shock:
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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2005, 02:37:11 am »
You meant to tell me librarians also get to wear slutty hats?
Crap. Oracles are stuck with stupid turbans.


Well, except for that one sweet little black hat with the veil.
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« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2005, 05:17:35 pm »
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You meant to tell me librarians also get to wear slutty hats?
Crap. Oracles are stuck with stupid turbans.


Well, except for that one sweet little black hat with the veil.



Oh, I don't know . . . there's something to be said for the turban. It certainly commands respect.
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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2005, 05:26:45 pm »
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You meant to tell me librarians also get to wear slutty hats?
Crap. Oracles are stuck with stupid turbans.


Well, except for that one sweet little black hat with the veil.



Oh, I don't know . . . there's something to be said for the turban. It certainly commands respect.

You think? Hmmmm........yeah, but mine keeps slipping down over one eye.
Even my cat is laughing at me.
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« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2005, 05:29:00 pm »
One eye is the best!   Just play it like you want it like that . . .
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« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2005, 05:30:06 pm »
Okay. :P  I could just pretend that I actually believe it makes me look all mysterious and spooky instead of silly.
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« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2005, 05:32:58 pm »
That's what I was thinking.  The hidden eye is the eye that SEES.
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« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2005, 05:36:07 pm »
You should see this stupid turban. It was a present from a client and it's some sort of shiny black fabric with a giant crusty looking crystal ball made out of sequins. Pure class.
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« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2005, 05:47:15 pm »
So it's a little bit like something Norma Desmond would wear?
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« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2005, 09:06:16 pm »
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« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2008, 01:52:38 am »
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