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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #360 on: August 31, 2008, 05:21:17 pm »
it's not that hard, in fact.

see, given that the internet reached infinity in the fall of 2006, the act of looking for information can be equated with the act of creating it.

therefore,

seek and thee shalt findeth

and of course,

Nomen est Omen!

or, as Cram would put it:

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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #361 on: September 02, 2008, 05:09:15 pm »
Hmm.... So the Internet is actually a good embodiment of Chaos?
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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #362 on: September 02, 2008, 06:40:49 pm »
hell yeah it "is"

Here's a good piece from the Liber FruFru, which sums up a few of my feelings on the matter:

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The Infiltration of the Internet
The Internet is the most significant development in the evolution of human civilization since the printing press. The Printing press increased the comunicative power of the individual. The internet gives the individual INFINITE potential for power of communication. The Net will become the storehouse of all human knowledge and history. It will become out immortal memory, and our second brain. (Good cause my first one isnt working too well, stupid blue screens). The Net is the soil in which our future will grow. Dont let THEM have control of The Net is the Sacred HIgh Seas of our world; The last bastion of true free range anarchy. Like the pirate seas of old, it is under constant attack by Greyface and his anal-retentive phalanx of Order-Mongers. Tjese attacks come in the form of Anti-Pornography Bills, corporate copyright lawsuits and the corruption of software companies, usally with money. The aim of this campaign is to stifle the Internet in it's infancy and forever reign it under the callous thumb of those currently in power; Greyface and the Lot.

NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT! You can be part of the Immortal Battle! If you wish, you can make it your SACRED DUTY AND OBLIGATION TO FIGHT THE FORCES OF TYRANNY AND OPPRESSION to fight the forces of Dark Helmet's tyranny and oppression on the great frontier that is the net. We will applaud you. If we win, we will se a future flooded with the light of FREE INFORMATION and STFU TROLL. The hoarders; the Info-Lords, will be out of a job and forced to work for a living. Copyright laws will evaporate and the artists of the world will find themselves at the total mercy of their public. So they better behave themselfs.


(Did you know that one of the Old time Piracy's favorite ventures was freeing slave ships? Many of the freed slaves joined on as pirates and saved further ships.)

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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #363 on: September 05, 2008, 06:54:57 pm »
hell yeah it "is"

Here's a good piece from the Liber FruFru, which sums up a few of my feelings on the matter:

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The Infiltration of the Internet
The Internet is the most significant development in the evolution of human civilization since the printing press. The Printing press increased the comunicative power of the individual. The internet gives the individual INFINITE potential for power of communication. The Net will become the storehouse of all human knowledge and history. It will become out immortal memory, and our second brain. (Good cause my first one isnt working too well, stupid blue screens). The Net is the soil in which our future will grow. Dont let THEM have control of The Net is the Sacred HIgh Seas of our world; The last bastion of true free range anarchy. Like the pirate seas of old, it is under constant attack by Greyface and his anal-retentive phalanx of Order-Mongers. Tjese attacks come in the form of Anti-Pornography Bills, corporate copyright lawsuits and the corruption of software companies, usally with money. The aim of this campaign is to stifle the Internet in it's infancy and forever reign it under the callous thumb of those currently in power; Greyface and the Lot.

NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT! You can be part of the Immortal Battle! If you wish, you can make it your SACRED DUTY AND OBLIGATION TO FIGHT THE FORCES OF TYRANNY AND OPPRESSION to fight the forces of Dark Helmet's tyranny and oppression on the great frontier that is the net. We will applaud you. If we win, we will se a future flooded with the light of FREE INFORMATION and STFU TROLL. The hoarders; the Info-Lords, will be out of a job and forced to work for a living. Copyright laws will evaporate and the artists of the world will find themselves at the total mercy of their public. So they better behave themselfs.


(Did you know that one of the Old time Piracy's favorite ventures was freeing slave ships? Many of the freed slaves joined on as pirates and saved further ships.)

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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #364 on: September 05, 2008, 07:33:17 pm »
I knew it.  I'm surrounded by assholes.
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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #365 on: September 05, 2008, 07:39:36 pm »
ANAL?
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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #366 on: September 06, 2008, 07:02:04 pm »
Without smartasses, the world would take itself seriously. The very idea is terrifying.... :lulz:
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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #367 on: November 12, 2008, 07:19:06 pm »
Without smart asses, the world would shit on itself, seriously. The very idea is unsanitary.... :lulz:

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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #368 on: November 27, 2008, 11:50:16 am »
Anyone who died so that in two thousand years 'tub-girl' could arise is pretty fucking stupid by my reckoning.
After all, wasn't it Oscar Wilde who was arrested for sodomy? Sorry, I'm not quite sure why I said that...

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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #369 on: November 27, 2008, 02:31:18 pm »
Or brilliant?
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #370 on: November 28, 2008, 06:08:51 am »
Or brilliant?
No

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Anyone who died so that in two thousand years 'tub-girl' could arise is pretty fucking stupid by my reckoning.

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Re: Jesus Died for YOU
« Reply #371 on: November 28, 2008, 07:14:06 am »
So, Satan and Jesus are arguing about stuff, when they find golden baby human with a note around its neck.

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