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« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2005, 12:28:52 am »
THE OFFICIAL CHURCH OF ERIS ANSWERS:
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If angels can fall, may devils rise?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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Are all patterns of thought inborn or learned?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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If you believe you are right, then everything you say is right?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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Can a lepoard change its spots?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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Is there any redemption?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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Is nobility defined or inborn?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2005, 12:30:31 am »
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THE OFFICIAL CHURCH OF ERIS ANSWERS:
Quote

If angels can fall, may devils rise?

I don't know,I didn't do it
Quote

Are all patterns of thought inborn or learned?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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If you believe you are right, then everything you say is right?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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Can a lepoard change its spots?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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Is there any redemption?

I don't know,I didn't do it
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Is nobility defined or inborn?

I don't know,I didn't do it


So you say...

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Wants to hear your alibi.
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« Reply #47 on: December 14, 2005, 01:01:15 am »
Sorry Rog,I have to plead the 5th on this one.The answers to those questians are covered by the 17th level of the Erisian Mysterees and Terrans aren't ready for them untill at least 2111.I could lose my tenure if I do.Of course,if your are a trans-d traveller,and you have a contraband multiversal quantum computer,all you have to do is Moogle the answer.
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« Reply #48 on: December 14, 2005, 01:04:15 am »
The Moogle servers are down  :(
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
- R. Scott Bakker, The Darkness That Comes Before

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« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2005, 01:08:17 am »
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Sorry Rog,I have to plead the 5th on this one.The answers to those questians are covered by the 17th level of the Erisian Mysterees and Terrans aren't ready for them untill at least 2111.I could lose my tenure if I do.Of course,if your are a trans-d traveller,and you have a contraband multiversal quantum computer,all you have to do is Moogle the answer.


S'ok.  I am no longer a Terran, remember?

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« Reply #50 on: December 14, 2005, 01:17:25 am »
Thats because this planet's t-d comm relay system  is located on the New Orleans t-d nexus gate,which is still on the fritz.I am trying my best to get it up and running,but getting parts to this backwater universe is a bitch.I would have to do missionary work out in the middle of a no-where dimension.Anyone know where I can get a Deborian giga-transcapacitor for cheap?

and to Roger,join the Church of Eris and I may tell you the REAL ANSWERS.
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« Reply #51 on: December 14, 2005, 01:21:53 am »
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and to Roger,join the Church of Eris and I may tell you the REAL ANSWERS.


I already know the answers.

1.  NEVER forget, pretend to forgive.

2.  Do unto others 100X worse than they just did unto you.

3.  Don't bother trying to crucify yourself...you can't get the last nail in.

4.  The Moody Blues and Simply Red together still don't hold a candle to Deep Purple.
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« Reply #52 on: December 14, 2005, 01:43:23 am »
I meant the anwer to these questions'

If angels can fall, may devils rise?
Are all patterns of thought inborn or learned?
If you believe you are right, then everything you say is right?
Can a lepoard change its spots?
Is there any redemption?
Is nobility defined or inborn?

Who you trying to fool Rog.
Those answers you gave are multiversal truths that any novice td jumper would know.I didn't just fall of the teegarg cart you know.Your quite known  to be very high up amongst the Trans-Dimensional Church of the Sub-Genius,as well we both know.
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« Reply #53 on: December 14, 2005, 01:45:17 am »
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I meant the anwer to these questions'

If angels can fall, may devils rise?
Are all patterns of thought inborn or learned?
If you believe you are right, then everything you say is right?
Can a lepoard change its spots?
Is there any redemption?
Is nobility defined or inborn?

Who you trying to fool Rog.
Those answers you gave are multiversal truths that any novice td jumper would know.I didn't just fall of the teegarg cart you know.Your quite known  to be very high up amongst the Trans-Dimensional Church of the Sub-Genius,as well we both know.


Which is why I don't approve of this sort of thing being bandied about.

After all, how many normals will unwittingly get their hands on this pseudo-deep shit, and TRY it?

We'll be cleaning goo off the zimmerplatz for the next 3 years.
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« Reply #54 on: December 14, 2005, 01:47:05 am »
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I meant the anwer to these questions'

If angels can fall, may devils rise?
Are all patterns of thought inborn or learned?
If you believe you are right, then everything you say is right?
Can a lepoard change its spots?
Is there any redemption?
Is nobility defined or inborn?

Who you trying to fool Rog.
Those answers you gave are multiversal truths that any novice td jumper would know.I didn't just fall of the teegarg cart you know.Your quite known  to be very high up amongst the Trans-Dimensional Church of the Sub-Genius,as well we both know.


Which is why I don't approve of this sort of thing being bandied about.

After all, how many normals will unwittingly get their hands on this cutie-deep shit, and TRY it?

We'll be cleaning goo off the zimmerplatz for the next 3 years.


TRU DAT!!!
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« Reply #55 on: December 14, 2005, 03:23:52 pm »
Eh, he can either fend for himself or leave again.
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« Reply #56 on: December 15, 2005, 12:48:58 am »
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Eh, he can either fend for himself or leave again.


RBG...the Great White Shark of PD. :lol:
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« Reply #57 on: December 16, 2005, 01:12:33 am »
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Eh, he can either fend for himself or leave again.


RBG...the Great White Shark of PD. :lol:

Not bull shark?

  :(
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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« Reply #58 on: December 16, 2005, 01:15:48 am »
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« Reply #59 on: December 16, 2005, 01:16:22 am »
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Eh, he can either fend for himself or leave again.


RBG...the Great White Shark of PD. :lol:

Not bull shark?

  :(

Pelagic?
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