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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #255 on: November 13, 2012, 07:55:14 pm »
And 'prince glittersnatch'

   :argh!:

Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear!  You are no more than an indolent teenager :fnord:

God dammit this is start,ing to creep me out.

I think you got some Roger on you at some point, and this one has confused itself about who runs the mind lazors.  <facetious
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Check his gdmned signature :argh!:

I put a notch on my pistol every time someone falls for that.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

So I assumed, but from your blatant show of cowardice when it came down to it: you should be labled 'pusilanimous mongrel who feels and looks guilty after taking a poop'

Really dog, aim higher  :sad:
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« Reply #256 on: November 13, 2012, 09:12:45 pm »
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing... 

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« Reply #257 on: November 13, 2012, 09:15:55 pm »
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

I'd like to get on board with that.
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #258 on: November 13, 2012, 09:16:28 pm »
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

I'd like to get on board with that.

I'll see if I can remember the password and report back.

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« Reply #259 on: November 13, 2012, 09:17:34 pm »
And you're right, by the way. The reason most of us (I believe...I certainly do) come down so hard on pinealists is that they're BORING.  Problem is, like republicans, the worst offenders take that fact to mean they just aren't being pineal ENOUGH.  So they ramp it up.

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« Reply #260 on: November 13, 2012, 09:20:33 pm »
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

That blog was one of my favorite things ever.
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« Reply #261 on: November 13, 2012, 09:46:10 pm »
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

That blog was one of my favorite things ever.
go in peace children of cephalapods, I know that the rabble can be overwhelming.. @Cake - its sick!  what folks will/would do to assert their dominance, and then its just a wait 'till the next fix... you're gadmned right its not 'discordianism' its just another offbeat forum (although infamous) where the pcocks go try to display their plumage... like wearing (insert long lamented sports team) merchendise..
unfortunately we are (each and every one of us) somewhat 'there.'
If you really were such a intellectual savant, why don't you go write the follow up to the works of Kafka!? eh?

 :sad:Discordia still is the funniest joke of a religion that's been, however.

Sal: I didn't want this number for lunch!  Especially not w/ my phone in it!

waitress: but you said you wanted the salad!

Sal: yes, but I wanted thousand island dressing...

waitress: so there it is...

Sal: where!?

waitress: You now have reserved your one way plane fare to Indonesia

Sal: but what is this charge!?

waitress: that's the add.

Sal: Sh*t!... you got a nickle so I can call my numbers guy?

 :oops:
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« Reply #262 on: November 13, 2012, 09:48:39 pm »
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #263 on: November 13, 2012, 11:24:18 pm »
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« Reply #264 on: November 13, 2012, 11:53:05 pm »
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

That blog was one of my favorite things ever.
go in peace children of cephalapods, I know that the rabble can be overwhelming.. @Cake - its sick!  what folks will/would do to assert their dominance, and then its just a wait 'till the next fix... you're gadmned right its not 'discordianism' its just another offbeat forum (although infamous) where the pcocks go try to display their plumage... like wearing (insert long lamented sports team) merchendise..
unfortunately we are (each and every one of us) somewhat 'there.'
If you really were such a intellectual savant, why don't you go write the follow up to the works of Kafka!? eh?

 :sad:Discordia still is the funniest joke of a religion that's been, however.

Sal: I didn't want this number for lunch!  Especially not w/ my phone in it!

waitress: but you said you wanted the salad!

Sal: yes, but I wanted thousand island dressing...

waitress: so there it is...

Sal: where!?

waitress: You now have reserved your one way plane fare to Indonesia

Sal: but what is this charge!?

waitress: that's the add.

Sal: Sh*t!... you got a nickle so I can call my numbers guy?

 :oops:


I'm not sure if you are talking to me, or what. 

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« Reply #265 on: November 14, 2012, 12:20:53 am »
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

That blog was one of my favorite things ever.
go in peace children of cephalapods, I know that the rabble can be overwhelming.. @Cake - its sick!  what folks will/would do to assert their dominance, and then its just a wait 'till the next fix... you're gadmned right its not 'discordianism' its just another offbeat forum (although infamous) where the pcocks go try to display their plumage... like wearing (insert long lamented sports team) merchendise..
unfortunately we are (each and every one of us) somewhat 'there.'
If you really were such a intellectual savant, why don't you go write the follow up to the works of Kafka!? eh?

 :sad:Discordia still is the funniest joke of a religion that's been, however.

Sal: I didn't want this number for lunch!  Especially not w/ my phone in it!

waitress: but you said you wanted the salad!

Sal: yes, but I wanted thousand island dressing...

waitress: so there it is...

Sal: where!?

waitress: You now have reserved your one way plane fare to Indonesia

Sal: but what is this charge!?

waitress: that's the add.

Sal: Sh*t!... you got a nickle so I can call my numbers guy?

 :oops:


I'm not sure if you are talking to me, or what.

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« Reply #266 on: November 14, 2012, 12:21:02 am »
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Really Rev: are y'all that full of yourself?

No, it's just that as an admin, I cannot use the ignore function.  I am stuck looking at your insane bullshit every time you slither onto the board.

Please note that we are not joking around here.  This is not some weird form of male e-bonding.  You are an asshole, and I wish something bad would happen to you.  So you'd, you know, shut up.
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #267 on: December 09, 2012, 11:33:47 pm »
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Really Rev: are y'all that full of yourself?

No, it's just that as an admin, I cannot use the ignore function.  I am stuck looking at your insane bullshit every time you slither onto the board.

Please note that we are not joking around here.  This is not some weird form of male e-bonding.  You are an asshole, and I wish something bad would happen to you.  So you'd, you know, shut up.
it kills me that this is still up,
But seriously, Roger, you are no more than a goat sucking on a dildo late-night at the carnival.
I wish it hadn't come to that, but I didn't coin the phrase 'butthurt'
Phew.. glad to get that off my chest,
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« Reply #268 on: December 10, 2012, 01:47:34 am »
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Really Rev: are y'all that full of yourself?

No, it's just that as an admin, I cannot use the ignore function.  I am stuck looking at your insane bullshit every time you slither onto the board.

Please note that we are not joking around here.  This is not some weird form of male e-bonding.  You are an asshole, and I wish something bad would happen to you.  So you'd, you know, shut up.
it kills me that this is still up,
But seriously, Roger, you are no more than a goat sucking on a dildo late-night at the carnival.
I wish it hadn't come to that, but I didn't coin the phrase 'butthurt'
Phew.. glad to get that off my chest,
No wait! I'M NOT I AM I'M NOT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN,...!!!!!

My favorite color is SHUT THE FUCK UP! but it's hard to put that on a crayon.
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« Reply #269 on: December 10, 2012, 04:30:38 am »
For the benefit of those of you who are not mods or admins:

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Really Rev: are y'all that full of yourself?

No, it's just that as an admin, I cannot use the ignore function.  I am stuck looking at your insane bullshit every time you slither onto the board.

Please note that we are not joking around here.  This is not some weird form of male e-bonding.  You are an asshole, and I wish something bad would happen to you.  So you'd, you know, shut up.
it kills me that this is still up,
But seriously, Roger, you are no more than a goat sucking on a dildo late-night at the carnival.
I wish it hadn't come to that, but I didn't coin the phrase 'butthurt'
Phew.. glad to get that off my chest,
No wait! I'M NOT I AM I'M NOT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN,...!!!!!

My favorite color is SHUT THE FUCK UP! but it's hard to put that on a crayon.

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