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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #270 on: December 10, 2012, 05:41:16 am »
go in peace children of cephalapods, I know that the rabble can be overwhelming.. @Cake - its sick!  what folks will/would do to assert their dominance, and then its just a wait 'till the next fix... you're gadmned right its not 'discordianism' its just another offbeat forum (although infamous) where the pcocks go try to display their plumage... like wearing (insert long lamented sports team) merchendise..
unfortunately we are (each and every one of us) somewhat 'there.'
If you really were such a intellectual savant, why don't you go write the follow up to the works of Kafka!? eh?

 :sad:Discordia still is the funniest joke of a religion that's been, however.

Sal: I didn't want this number for lunch!  Especially not w/ my phone in it!

waitress: but you said you wanted the salad!

Sal: yes, but I wanted thousand island dressing...

waitress: so there it is...

Sal: where!?

waitress: You now have reserved your one way plane fare to Indonesia

Sal: but what is this charge!?

waitress: that's the add.

Sal: Sh*t!... you got a nickle so I can call my numbers guy?

 :oops:

Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

Hiya, Zarathustrasbastardson, I like your stuff! In particular, I think the above exchange is rather pricelessly funny.

Perhaps we have similarly deficient senses of humour?

What possesses you to still pester Roger, who is so obviously beyond hope?
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #271 on: December 10, 2012, 05:45:21 am »
My favorite color is SHUT THE FUCK UP! but it's hard to put that on a crayon.

No, it ain't. Just use a long crayon. Or smaller letters. You may even be able to arrange the words in two rows around the circumference of the crayon for pleasing effect.

SHUT THE
FUCK UP!!

Like that, for instance.

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« Reply #272 on: December 10, 2012, 01:45:59 pm »
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #273 on: December 10, 2012, 01:58:49 pm »
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.

Not again! Just don't make a habit of it, 'mkay?
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« Reply #274 on: December 10, 2012, 02:07:07 pm »
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.

Not again! Just don't make a habit of it, 'mkay?

Won't have to...You just made a new buddy.  One at "your level" (your words, not mine). 

Y'all have fun, now.
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #275 on: December 10, 2012, 08:20:59 pm »
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.

Not again! Just don't make a habit of it, 'mkay?

Won't have to...You just made a new buddy.  One at "your level" (your words, not mine). 

Y'all have fun, now.

"YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE"

Wow! Apparently offered in earnest!

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I mean no.
I am honoured.

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #276 on: December 10, 2012, 08:28:48 pm »
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« Reply #277 on: December 10, 2012, 08:47:44 pm »
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Fuck that shit.  Full speed ahead.  THAR BE LULZ OUT THERE, MATEY!
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #278 on: December 10, 2012, 10:32:45 pm »
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.

Likewise.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #279 on: December 10, 2012, 10:33:33 pm »
Cream, among other things, floats.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #280 on: December 11, 2012, 06:01:52 am »
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #281 on: December 11, 2012, 06:09:14 am »
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)

Uuuuhhhhh no.


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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #282 on: December 11, 2012, 06:18:13 am »
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)

Uuuuhhhhh no.

But the interwebs tole me so!

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #283 on: December 11, 2012, 01:44:43 pm »
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)

Uuuuhhhhh no.

I have to disagree here.  Zara and Holist are equally dense.
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« Reply #284 on: December 11, 2012, 01:46:22 pm »
And in fact, if you take the equation density = mass/volume, and divide the substance of their respective posts by the volume of those posts, you get about the same results as interstellar hydrogen (ie, one atom per cubic meter).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.