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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2007, 09:45:59 am »
Fuck on Rverend Rodger...
Fuck on.
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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2007, 06:18:45 am »
Fuck on Rverend Rodger...
Fuck on.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

What meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have strength enough to deride all your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been ‘right’. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2007, 01:05:49 pm »
"You remind me of drool"?



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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2007, 03:53:40 pm »
 :-o

Shit, Roger...

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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2007, 04:11:04 pm »
Fuck me, do I wish I could memorise that tirade. There are so many people that I want to shout that at.

Way to bitchslap a dumb fuck rog.  :mittens:
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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2007, 06:24:31 pm »
I think that 3 paragraph beatdown showed real determination and excellence in the areas of hate and anti-shitheadedness.
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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #51 on: January 23, 2007, 11:15:46 pm »
Guy is a fucking hate-ninja!
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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2007, 01:22:48 am »
I dunno, it seemed well-composed yet uninspired.  More of a strong dismissal than a great roast.

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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #53 on: January 25, 2007, 04:07:02 pm »
And who is Mal the Tertiary?

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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2007, 04:10:55 pm »
A doofus, if I recall.

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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2007, 05:36:10 pm »
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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #56 on: February 02, 2007, 06:32:13 am »
Fuck on Rverend Rodger...
Fuck on.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

What meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have strength enough to deride all your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been ‘right’. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. Nah, of course you would.

You light up a room when you leave it. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Who am I kidding? You would.

I don't think you are a fool but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing?

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication.
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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2007, 06:46:22 am »
Hmf.

I hope Rog will come back and continue this.

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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #58 on: February 05, 2007, 09:20:44 am »
Rog's got no balls.

He fears the flame war.
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Re: Ancient Greeks and Eris
« Reply #59 on: February 05, 2007, 10:23:40 am »
Thanks.  A bit of Classical history/poetry and lots of spare time did help....its saved on my hard disk, does that count?
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