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Re: Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.
« Reply #315 on: January 11, 2010, 05:24:22 pm »
Nothing that is worth knowing is to be found here.

Right.  No more fun threads then, if they're even the tiniest bit silly.

Enough is enough.
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Re: Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.
« Reply #316 on: January 12, 2010, 01:08:11 am »
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Re: Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.
« Reply #317 on: January 12, 2010, 01:09:09 am »
also- needs smaller and smiley.
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Re: Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.
« Reply #318 on: January 12, 2010, 09:10:27 pm »
Nothing that is worth knowing is to be found here.

Right.  No more fun threads then, if they're even the tiniest bit silly.

Enough is enough.

It's just that some brilliant, talented motherfucker seems to be bumping all the chaff, on a day when some other brilliant, talented motherfucker was busy starting a bunch of chaff.

Enough is enough.
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Re: Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.
« Reply #319 on: January 18, 2010, 06:12:36 am »
What do I do if I have a rabid beaver taped to my left hand and a vicious bobcat taped to my right hand? This is a very pressing matter and I hope you find time to reply soon.
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Re: Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.
« Reply #320 on: June 10, 2010, 07:35:32 am »
How does one go about removing a Candiru from it's secure, warm preferred place of residence, without actually having to sever / pulp the old "kittenhammer" in the process?
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Re: Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.
« Reply #321 on: June 12, 2010, 11:13:41 pm »
How does one go about removing a Candiru from it's secure, warm preferred place of residence, without actually having to sever / pulp the old "kittenhammer" in the process?


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Re: Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.
« Reply #322 on: June 14, 2010, 05:07:28 pm »
How does one go about removing a Candiru from it's secure, warm preferred place of residence, without actually having to sever / pulp the old "kittenhammer" in the process?


Wow, that bad. Ouch! But it's only a little fishy!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4