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Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle

Started by Brotep, July 24, 2010, 01:15:25 PM

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Cain

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July 24, 2010, 01:20:18 PM
QuoteThe cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.

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All explained.

Brotep

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July 24, 2010, 01:38:03 PM
 :lulz:

The last line is the best:
QuoteA spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

Brotep

#4
July 24, 2010, 04:18:51 PM
Ooh, I know a great place to x-post this link... :evil:

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#5
July 24, 2010, 05:29:23 PM
Of course, had this been a CADW castle...
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Suu

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July 24, 2010, 08:24:51 PM
Lemme guess, Cornwall is the Florida of the UK?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

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July 24, 2010, 08:55:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2010, 08:24:51 PM
Lemme guess, Cornwall is the Florida of the UK?
If in Florida the most distant relations are cousins, then yes.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Suu

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July 24, 2010, 08:59:17 PM
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on July 24, 2010, 08:55:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2010, 08:24:51 PM
Lemme guess, Cornwall is the Florida of the UK?
If in Florida the most distant relations are cousins, then yes.

Oh, then it's West Virginia.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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