I think I'm going to declare my house a convent. Who's in?
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2009, 05:14:48 PM
I think I'm going to declare my house a convent. Who's in?
I would, but I'm trying to kick the habit.
Wait.
I just punned. :crankey:
RWHN! YOU WILL PAY! :argh!:
mua-ha-ha!!!!
Hey do you know why they call nuns nuns?
Because they never got nun, they aint getting nun, and they'll never get nun.
RWHN,
-loves the classics
You're only in strife over this beacuse your opinions are so cloistered.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
Wait.
I just punned. :crankey:
RWHN! YOU WILL PAY! :argh!:
WHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2009, 05:14:48 PM
I think I'm going to declare my house a convent. Who's in?
ANYWYAS
What vows, conditions, and privations would this order hold too?
Wait a minute..... you're going to have guy nuns too?
Just give me the info on the celibacy clause before I answer.......
Quote from: Khara on September 22, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
Wait a minute..... you're going to have guy nuns too?
Just give me the info on the celibacy clause before I answer.......
THIS
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
Wait.
I just punned. :crankey:
RWHN! YOU WILL PAY! :argh!:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
And, yeah, that celibacy thing...it's a deal killer.
Discordian nuns.
You do the math.
well nuns are women who are "married to god", right?
so if a female discordian nun must be a kinky ass lezbo.
I've long considered declaring myself a Discordian Monk, and deciding that my somewhat burnout introverted lifestyle is actually a form of monasticism.
"A Nun is a woman who has taken special vows committing her to a religious life. She may be an ascetic who voluntarily chooses to leave mainstream society and live her life in prayer and contemplation in a monastery or convent. "
according to wikipedia, there are buddhist and taoist nuns, I don't see why you couldn't be a Discordian nun.
You just have to commit to being outside the mainstream and live your life in contemplation? Dude, you've been a nun for decades.
Yay! Already a nun!
:mittens:
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?
Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?
Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.
An upstanding fellow like Iason would never do such a thing.
Quote from: Cainad on September 22, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?
Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.
An upstanding fellow like Iason would never do such a thing.
The bastard's probably wiping his arse with a copy of
Julius Caesar as we speak!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
Wait.
I just punned. :crankey:
RWHN! YOU WILL PAY! :argh!:
it was a good one, though.
it made me nun-chuckle.
it made me nun-chuck
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/yak.gif)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 11:33:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 22, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?
Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.
An upstanding fellow like Iason would never do such a thing.
The bastard's probably wiping his arse with a copy of Julius Caesar as we speak!
O Iason, Iason, wherefore art thou a bad man who makes people do bad things? :x
In some sects, Eris was a virgin goddess. :|
Quote from: Cainad on September 23, 2009, 12:41:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 11:33:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 22, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?
Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.
An upstanding fellow like Iason would never do such a thing.
The bastard's probably wiping his arse with a copy of Julius Caesar as we speak!
O Iason, Iason, wherefore art thou a bad man who makes people do bad things? :x
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their boners."
I love this thread
::hugging it::
"Shall I compare thee to a slumming Gay? Thou art more lovely and more temperate"
LOL
Whatever a "slumming gay" is, I bet I'm it!!
:lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Squid on September 23, 2009, 03:47:10 AM
LOL
Whatever a "slumming gay" is, I bet I'm it!!
:lulz: :lulz:
Slumming = a rich person hanging out in a poor area for cheap thrills.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths
The valiant never taste of jenkem but once."
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.
:mittens:
:roflcake:
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.
Holy shit.
Best thing I've read today.
I am, of course, a professional.
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!
:mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
oh my :aaa:
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.
Fuck. I am upstaged.
My god, I miss you guys so much. Stupid work making me actually do shit.
This thread is beautiful.
Ok, now I feel special.
8)
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
Ok, now I feel special.
8)
You
are special, Alphapance.
WHO IS DRIVING SHORTBUS?
...with a swanky hat.
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 07:52:56 PM
WHO IS DRIVING SHORTBUS?
BAUCUS IS DRIVING SHORTBUS! HOW CAN THIS BE?
THAT IS NOT MY COW!
...sorry. I had a Terry Pratchett moment.