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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 16, 2008, 02:18:40 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

IF SO, THEN YOU"RE THE FUCKER WHO STOLE THE REST OF MY CACTUS. 

AND I'LL FIND YOU.

OH, YES.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

No one stole it. It got up and walked away on it's own.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:20:24 AM
No one stole it. It got up and walked away on it's own.

DON'T LIE TO ME!  THAT SHIT HAS NO LEGS!  I OUGHT TO KNOW, I'VE EATEN ENOUGH OF THEM!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Richter on June 16, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Why the sesame beef?  Opportune container?

WE HAD CHINESE.

TGRR,
HATES CHINESE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:20:24 AM
No one stole it. It got up and walked away on it's own.

DON'T LIE TO ME!  THAT SHIT HAS NO LEGS!  I OUGHT TO KNOW, I'VE EATEN ENOUGH OF THEM!

BULLSHIT! It's what it WANTS you to think!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:24:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:20:24 AM
No one stole it. It got up and walked away on it's own.

DON'T LIE TO ME!  THAT SHIT HAS NO LEGS!  I OUGHT TO KNOW, I'VE EATEN ENOUGH OF THEM!

BULLSHIT! It's what it WANTS you to think!

YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.  I WILL HAVE TO HUNT THE LITTLE BASTARDS DOWN.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

OP: No, but I saw Dog in a box of Kung-Pao Chicken. What does that mean?

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Jenne

Poor Rog.

But you know, this just means there's more for later.

Darth Cupcake

He's gonna find the rest of it under the bed one day. :lol:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Majeh

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:18:40 AM
IF SO, THEN YOU"RE THE FUCKER WHO STOLE THE REST OF MY CACTUS. 

AND I'LL FIND YOU.

OH, YES.

Waaaait just a second there....that's a Transmetropolitan reference, isn't it?
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Majeh on June 26, 2008, 04:02:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:18:40 AM
IF SO, THEN YOU"RE THE FUCKER WHO STOLE THE REST OF MY CACTUS. 

AND I'LL FIND YOU.

OH, YES.

Waaaait just a second there....that's a Transmetropolitan reference, isn't it?

Probably.  I was a little under the weather at the time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.