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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: LMNO on October 31, 2012, 01:46:08 PM

Title: So, it's halloween...
Post by: LMNO on October 31, 2012, 01:46:08 PM
And if I'm not mistaken, it's also Roger's birthday, no?


(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000706827/polls_halloween_birthday1_0859_337889_poll_xlarge.gif)
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 31, 2012, 01:46:08 PM
And if I'm not mistaken, it's also Roger's birthday, no?


(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000706827/polls_halloween_birthday1_0859_337889_poll_xlarge.gif)

44 YEARS OLD.

HATE YOU ALL.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: LMNO on October 31, 2012, 02:01:28 PM
44 YEARS OF HATE.  IS GLORIOUS.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Luna on October 31, 2012, 02:02:36 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 31, 2012, 01:46:08 PM
And if I'm not mistaken, it's also Roger's birthday, no?


(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000706827/polls_halloween_birthday1_0859_337889_poll_xlarge.gif)

44 YEARS OLD.

HATE YOU ALL.

It's not so bad, once you get used to it.










I'm totally lying.  It's worse than you think.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 31, 2012, 02:03:37 PM
Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxYXcvGBibc
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 31, 2012, 02:03:51 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 31, 2012, 01:46:08 PM
And if I'm not mistaken, it's also Roger's birthday, no?


(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000706827/polls_halloween_birthday1_0859_337889_poll_xlarge.gif)

44 YEARS OLD.

HATE YOU ALL.

happy birthday, you grumpy old bastard!
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 31, 2012, 02:45:50 PM
Happy birthday! Show tucson that smile of yours!
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 31, 2012, 02:46:20 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU ANCIENT, FORESTED FREAK. TRY NOT TO DAMAGE THE HILL PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN YOUR BACK HAIR TONIGHT.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Kai on October 31, 2012, 02:54:39 PM
Happy Birthday, Roger!
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Telarus on October 31, 2012, 03:07:51 PM
Whoa, Happy Birthday Rog!
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Juana on October 31, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
Happy birthday!
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 03:20:40 PM
Thanks, everyone.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: hooplala on October 31, 2012, 04:03:47 PM
Happy anniversary of the day of your birth, you old bastard!
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 31, 2012, 04:19:06 PM
Many more years of desert stomping to you!
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 04:19:41 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on October 31, 2012, 04:19:06 PM
Many more years of desert stomping to you!

PLEASE COME TO TUCSON AND LIVE FOREVER...
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 31, 2012, 04:24:49 PM
But we have water here...
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 04:25:47 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on October 31, 2012, 04:24:49 PM
But we have water here...

But here you never get to die get to live forever.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 31, 2012, 04:26:54 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
There, now that I said it here, I can safely forget to say it when I go down there this weekend.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 04:28:01 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 31, 2012, 04:26:54 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
There, now that I said it here, I can safely forget to say it when I go down there this weekend.

I tried to call you last night to set up arrangements, but your weird VM thingie said you weren't around, so I left you a message with my number.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 31, 2012, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 04:28:01 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 31, 2012, 04:26:54 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
There, now that I said it here, I can safely forget to say it when I go down there this weekend.

I tried to call you last night to set up arrangements, but your weird VM thingie said you weren't around, so I left you a message with my number.

Yeah I was in the middle of repairing/replacing about 200 lines of code that one of our vendors decided we didn't need on our website anymore.
AND I'M NOT EVEN IN THE DEV DEPARTMENT
Anyway I will give you a call back today.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 04:35:19 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 31, 2012, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 04:28:01 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 31, 2012, 04:26:54 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
There, now that I said it here, I can safely forget to say it when I go down there this weekend.

I tried to call you last night to set up arrangements, but your weird VM thingie said you weren't around, so I left you a message with my number.

Yeah I was in the middle of repairing/replacing about 200 lines of code that one of our vendors decided we didn't need on our website anymore.
AND I'M NOT EVEN IN THE DEV DEPARTMENT
Anyway I will give you a call back today.

3:45 PM works best for me.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Salty on October 31, 2012, 06:05:52 PM
Same thing:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/nozt9n2wc3rkkop/413ff5d2.jpg
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/413ff5d2.jpg)
An oldie-but-goodie.

Now NEXT year...oh ho HO!

I'm gonna sing a happy, happy birthday song for you. Until you start yelling.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Freeky on October 31, 2012, 06:24:56 PM
Happy birthday.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 06:29:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 31, 2012, 06:05:52 PM
Same thing:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/nozt9n2wc3rkkop/413ff5d2.jpg
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/413ff5d2.jpg)
An oldie-but-goodie.

Now NEXT year...oh ho HO!

I'm gonna sing a happy, happy birthday song for you. Until you start yelling.

Oh?

PM me a current address, please.  I shall send you a token of my regard.

muhaha
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 06:29:11 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 31, 2012, 06:24:56 PM
Happy birthday.

Thank you.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: LMNO on October 31, 2012, 06:34:10 PM
So, is your party tonight, or are you waiting for the weekend?
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 06:43:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 31, 2012, 06:34:10 PM
So, is your party tonight, or are you waiting for the weekend?

It's on Saturday.  I need Sunday to recover, as I plan on getting shit-faced.

And doing a lot of ranting.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Mangrove on October 31, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Happy Birthday - you don't look a day over 43.

:wink:
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Happy Birthday - you don't look a day over 43.

:wink:

That's good to hear, because I FEEL about as old as Bootsy Collins' ass cheeks.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: LMNO on October 31, 2012, 07:11:53 PM
AND TWICE AS FUNKY!
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Happy Birthday.

The question is, when he yells out the candles, what does The Good Reverend wish for?
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Happy Birthday.

The question is, when he yells out the candles, what does The Good Reverend wish for?

A 10 Kilometer long nickel-iron asteroid to impact somewhere up North, setting off Yellowstone, and ending all life on this miserable rock, save for ocean vent worms.

And then for something bad to happen to the worms.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 07:18:16 PM
It is worth noting that - seemingly just yesterday - I used to have a big, greasy burger on my birthday. 

Today, I am eating mixed veggies, on account of I CAN'T HAVE NO CHEESEBURGER.

Next time I blink, I'll be gumming grits and jello, and pissing the bed just to piss off the attendants at the old folks' home.

I'm sort of looking forward to that.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Luna on October 31, 2012, 07:20:59 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Happy Birthday.

The question is, when he yells out the candles, what does The Good Reverend wish for?

A 10 Kilometer long nickel-iron asteroid to impact somewhere up North, setting off Yellowstone, and ending all life on this miserable rock, save for ocean vent worms.

And then for something bad to happen to the worms.

Shit, if I'd had another month's notice, I could've gotten Richter on this one...

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:18:16 PM
It is worth noting that - seemingly just yesterday - I used to have a big, greasy burger on my birthday. 

Today, I am eating mixed veggies, on account of I CAN'T HAVE NO CHEESEBURGER.

Next time I blink, I'll be gumming grits and jello, and pissing the bed just to piss off the attendants at the old folks' home.

I'm sort of looking forward to that.

Make sure the nurse that warms your water BEFORE the sponge baths wears gloves when she's cleaning that mess up.  She'll last longer.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: LMNO on October 31, 2012, 07:21:32 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Happy Birthday - you don't look a day over 43.

:wink:

That's good to hear, because I FEEL about as old as Bootsy Collins' ass cheeks.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 31, 2012, 07:11:53 PM
AND TWICE AS FUNKY!

Bump.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 31, 2012, 07:21:32 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Happy Birthday - you don't look a day over 43.

:wink:

That's good to hear, because I FEEL about as old as Bootsy Collins' ass cheeks.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 31, 2012, 07:11:53 PM
AND TWICE AS FUNKY!

Bump.

:hammer:
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 07:26:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 31, 2012, 07:20:59 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Happy Birthday.

The question is, when he yells out the candles, what does The Good Reverend wish for?

A 10 Kilometer long nickel-iron asteroid to impact somewhere up North, setting off Yellowstone, and ending all life on this miserable rock, save for ocean vent worms.

And then for something bad to happen to the worms.

Shit, if I'd had another month's notice, I could've gotten Richter on this one...

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:18:16 PM
It is worth noting that - seemingly just yesterday - I used to have a big, greasy burger on my birthday. 

Today, I am eating mixed veggies, on account of I CAN'T HAVE NO CHEESEBURGER.

Next time I blink, I'll be gumming grits and jello, and pissing the bed just to piss off the attendants at the old folks' home.

I'm sort of looking forward to that.

Make sure the nurse that warms your water BEFORE the sponge baths wears gloves when she's cleaning that mess up.  She'll last longer.

Do they even make latex hockey gloves?
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:27:52 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Happy Birthday.

The question is, when he yells out the candles, what does The Good Reverend wish for?

A 10 Kilometer long nickel-iron asteroid to impact somewhere up North, setting off Yellowstone, and ending all life on this miserable rock, save for ocean vent worms.

And then for something bad to happen to the worms.

I knew you were a big softie.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 07:28:43 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:27:52 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Happy Birthday.

The question is, when he yells out the candles, what does The Good Reverend wish for?

A 10 Kilometer long nickel-iron asteroid to impact somewhere up North, setting off Yellowstone, and ending all life on this miserable rock, save for ocean vent worms.

And then for something bad to happen to the worms.

I knew you were a big softie.

I am not a cruel man.  I do not wish that the humans suffer needlessly; only that they get off of my planet.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Luna on October 31, 2012, 10:55:52 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:26:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 31, 2012, 07:20:59 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Happy Birthday.

The question is, when he yells out the candles, what does The Good Reverend wish for?

A 10 Kilometer long nickel-iron asteroid to impact somewhere up North, setting off Yellowstone, and ending all life on this miserable rock, save for ocean vent worms.

And then for something bad to happen to the worms.

Shit, if I'd had another month's notice, I could've gotten Richter on this one...

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:18:16 PM
It is worth noting that - seemingly just yesterday - I used to have a big, greasy burger on my birthday. 

Today, I am eating mixed veggies, on account of I CAN'T HAVE NO CHEESEBURGER.

Next time I blink, I'll be gumming grits and jello, and pissing the bed just to piss off the attendants at the old folks' home.

I'm sort of looking forward to that.

Make sure the nurse that warms your water BEFORE the sponge baths wears gloves when she's cleaning that mess up.  She'll last longer.

Do they even make latex hockey gloves?

Get bucket of liquid latex.  Wear hockey gloves.  Dip.

For you...  Triple-dip.  After each use.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Phox on October 31, 2012, 11:25:58 PM
Well, Happy Birthday, my Good Reverend, though, i must ask if your coming into existence constitutes a "birth" so much as  a "crime against the very fabric of being".
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 31, 2012, 11:46:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 31, 2012, 11:25:58 PM
Well, Happy Birthday, my Good Reverend, though, i must ask if your coming into existence constitutes a "birth" so much as  a "crime against the very fabric of being".

My mother can't be blamed.  It was the 60s.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Phox on October 31, 2012, 11:47:31 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 11:46:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 31, 2012, 11:25:58 PM
Well, Happy Birthday, my Good Reverend, though, i must ask if your coming into existence constitutes a "birth" so much as  a "crime against the very fabric of being".

My mother can't be blamed.  It was the 60s.
Point.
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Suu on October 31, 2012, 11:51:14 PM
Happy birthday, Roger!
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Mangrove on November 01, 2012, 05:44:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHE6hZU72A4&feature=related
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Epimetheus on November 01, 2012, 06:40:40 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 31, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 07:12:00 PM
Happy Birthday.

The question is, when he yells out the candles, what does The Good Reverend wish for?

A 10 Kilometer long nickel-iron asteroid to impact somewhere up North, setting off Yellowstone, and ending all life on this miserable rock, save for ocean vent worms.

And then for something bad to happen to the worms.

What do you have against the worms? Sure, they're dumb, but they never did nothin' to anybody.

Also obligatory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZXQ3nFInEA
Title: Re: So, it's halloween...
Post by: Aucoq on November 03, 2012, 02:30:20 AM
Wow, I can't believe I missed this thread while I was F5ing... Happy birthday, RR!