Intermittens #5

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I really thought the "Dear Uncle Uncle BadTouch" kids-advice column was a bit off, though.

[hooplala]

For me, it makes a better mystery if it wasn't meant to be "special", but there were things so horrific in it that it was universally abhored.  So calling it "The things humanity was not meant to know" issue makes it sound like we meant it to be that way, whereas it just starting as "Issue #4", which later became infamous sounds so much better to me.



I find it hard to explain myself lately.  I hope I haven't had a stroke or anything.

YES.  A regular issue, that for whatever reason infuriated people to no end.

[Cainad (dec.)]

For me, it makes a better mystery if it wasn't meant to be "special", but there were things so horrific in it that it was universally abhored.  So calling it "The things humanity was not meant to know" issue makes it sound like we meant it to be that way, whereas it just starting as "Issue #4", which later became infamous sounds so much better to me.



I find it hard to explain myself lately.  I hope I haven't had a stroke or anything.

YES.  A regular issue, that for whatever reason infuriated people to no end.

So much so, that we've turned against our usual attitudes of anti-censorship and sheepishly tucked the issue away, allowing only allusions to its existence.

[LMNO]

Frankly, I was embarassed by the whole thing.

[Cain]

I thought it was awesome.  Especially when the Judge found me in contempt of court.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Quite frankly I'm glad it was put away.  Some of those pictures could have been quite embarassing if one of my children ever ran for public office.

It's just best left where it is.  SSSSSHHHHHH  We don't want to discuss it anymore.....

[P3nT4gR4m]

A friend of a friend actually saw it and got about halfway though before her eyes started to bleed. She's never been the same since.

One of the diagrams in particular, described as "a complex geometric diagram which acted subliminally, directly interfering with the operations of the neocortex, produced a profound effect on a high percentage of people who were exposed to it. So much so that the publication has been classified as harmful by several countries health and drug legislators.

[hooplala]

It puts me in an awkward position for issue 5, since NOBODY has yet been able to pinpoint exactly WHAT was so offensive about issue 4... and I was informed in no uncertain terms that a repeat of issue 4 would put me and any contributors in very warm water...

So, I guess Salazorian porn is the only way to go... since its still SOMEHOW less offensive.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Guys, I think this is getting out of hand...

[Cainad (dec.)]

 

[Cramulus]

obviously fake









look at that MS-Painted moustache

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

He demanded that I hide his identity as he didn't want to be seen in public protesting....

[Cainad (dec.)]

How on earth can you tell, by the pixels or something?

How is that possible?

[hooplala]

Well Ratatosk doesn't want a cease and desist message posted on here from www.realeaseissue4.com, does he?

[Sheered Völva]

Well Ratatosk doesn't want a cease and desist message posted on here from www.realeaseissue4.com, does he?

I went there all excited to see what I'd find.  But all I saw was:

Proxy Error
The proxy server received an invalid response from an upstream server.
The proxy server could not handle the request GET http://www.realeaseissue4.com/.

Reason: DNS lookup failure for: www.realeaseissue4.com

Damn, that was disappointing.