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One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.

Started by Cain, February 16, 2011, 11:49:53 AM

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Cain

February 16, 2011, 11:49:53 AM
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QuoteBishnu Shrestha, a brave Gurkha soldier in Indian Army, defeated 40 train robbers while returning home after a voluntary retirement.  The Indian army, is going to awarded Bishnu with Sourya Chakra, Bravery Award and Sarvottam Jeevan Raksha medals during the Indian Republic Day celebration on January 26.

While in the train, Maurya Express from Ranchi to Gorakhpur, on September 2, 2010, 35 year-old Bishnu saved a girl about to be raped by the train robbers in front of her helpless parents. After looting the train, when the robbers started to strip a 18 year old girl in front of him, he couldn't contain his calmness. He took out his khukari and took on the a group of 40 robbers, alone. In the fight, he killed three of dacoits and injured eight others. Remaining dacoits fled the scene to save their lives.

The police arrested the eight injured dacoits and recovered Rs. 400,000 in cash, 40 gold necklaces, 200 cell phones, 40 laptops and other items left by the robbers while fleeing the train.

In recognition to his bravery, his regiment has given Bishnu a cash reward of Rs. 50,000 and it has also terminated his voluntary retirement, so that he could get a customary promotion after he receives the medals. In addition to that, he will also receive a cash rewards from the government, special discounts in international air tickets, and discounts in Indian railways train tickets.

He also has advice for Americans:

QuoteNo 911 would have happened if Americans could have carried kukuris on airplanes. Death to Mooslim invaders.

P3nT4gR4m

#1
February 16, 2011, 11:57:29 AM
Okay so, calling a kukuri a "knife" is maybe playing it down a bit. Lets face it, it's really more of a sharp club but yeah, still hard as fuck. Do not fuck with the Gurkhas

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#2
February 16, 2011, 11:59:03 AM
This is awesome.
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#3
February 16, 2011, 12:22:21 PM
And in a civilized nation he'd be rotting in jail for the rest of his life.

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#4
February 16, 2011, 01:15:21 PM
Fuck Die Hard, someone needs to make a movie out of this. 
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#5
February 16, 2011, 01:16:36 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 16, 2011, 01:15:21 PM
Fuck Die Hard, someone needs to make a movie out of this. 

The studio would kick it out as not believable enough.
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#6
February 16, 2011, 01:18:40 PM
Hey, that's the kind of knife that Richter bought at Birka!
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#7
February 16, 2011, 01:21:10 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 16, 2011, 01:18:40 PM
Hey, that's the kind of knife that Richter bought at Birka!

The one he scared the piss out of me with, yep.
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#8
February 16, 2011, 02:33:04 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 16, 2011, 11:57:29 AM
Okay so, calling a kukuri a "knife" is maybe playing it down a bit. Lets face it, it's really more of a sharp club but yeah, still hard as fuck. Do not fuck with the Gurkhas

Kind of a knife / hatchet mashup, as for as sharpness and handling. 
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#9
February 16, 2011, 03:24:47 PM
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February 16, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 12:22:21 PM
And in a civilized nation he'd be rotting in jail for the rest of his life.

Just for having the weapon on his person.....

Then the robbers he beat up would be able to sue for felony assault and the ones he killed, their families would file a wrongful death civil suit.

So much for being civilized huh?

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#11
February 16, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
It's harder for bureaucracy to sustain itself if you employ common sense.  Thoughtlessly following procedure is the (our) definition of civilization.

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#12
February 16, 2011, 04:00:57 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
It's harder for bureaucracy to sustain itself if you employ common sense.  Thoughtlessly following procedure is the (our) definition of civilization.

I wasn't slamming honey, I was agreeing with you....  :?

I'm thinking being civilized ain't always what it's cracked up to be, however, considering the alternative, I'll learn to deal  :wink:

Captain Utopia

#13
February 16, 2011, 04:06:45 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 16, 2011, 04:00:57 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
It's harder for bureaucracy to sustain itself if you employ common sense.  Thoughtlessly following procedure is the (our) definition of civilization.

I wasn't slamming honey, I was agreeing with you....  :?

I'm thinking being civilized ain't always what it's cracked up to be, however, considering the alternative, I'll learn to deal  :wink:

Oops - sorry for the confusion - I was agreeing with you too... just riffing on the "civilized nation" phrase :-)

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#14
February 16, 2011, 04:11:06 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 12:22:21 PM
And in a civilized nation he'd be rotting in jail for the rest of his life.

Could not possibly agree less.  Their government responded exactly as it should have.  People willing to stand up against thieving, violent rapists are not criminals.  They are heroes, and we don't deserve any of them because of people with attitudes like yours.
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