Discordia and Christianity

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cohesive?

If you try reading it as if only one person is talking, it's like looking into the mind of a schizophrenic.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Cohesive?

If you try reading it as if only one person is talking, it's like looking into the mind of a schizophrenic.

The PD.com Discordian Hivemind speaks!

[Iron Sulfide]

i'm not the only one who saw this, right?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13770.msg440939#msg440939

note date.

[LMNO]

Whoah. That was like, VERBATIM.

I think we got trolled.

Which pisses me off because we PMd a bunch of stuff. And it's for naught.

[Cainad (dec.)]

i'm not the only one who saw this, right?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13770.msg440939#msg440939

note date.

Jeez, that's from before my time here

[Valerie - Gone]

At least we got something out of it, though. More than we can usually say when we get trolled.

[Jasper]

lol, this is what I was talking about. Is there anyone on here that is human enough still to give me a straight answer?

Here's the straightest answer you'll likely get after a post like that:

We don't worship madness.  We don't even generally approve of madness, unless you're especially good at it.  What most of us do approve of is a practice known as thinking for yourself.  What it means to be a Discordian is fairly mutable, but what we're definitely not is moral relativists or stark raving loonies.  

To answer your question, there are NO RULES in Discordianism.  Not even the part about it being a religion.  Not even the part about it being a Joke.  Where there are rules is in Christianity, which affirm that Apostates are totally fucked and can never get into heaven.  Enjoy your ban.

That said, I am fairly certain you are a troll.  

Who called it?

Oh yeah, me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

lol, this is what I was talking about. Is there anyone on here that is human enough still to give me a straight answer?

Here's the straightest answer you'll likely get after a post like that:

We don't worship madness.  We don't even generally approve of madness, unless you're especially good at it.  What most of us do approve of is a practice known as thinking for yourself.  What it means to be a Discordian is fairly mutable, but what we're definitely not is moral relativists or stark raving loonies. 

To answer your question, there are NO RULES in Discordianism.  Not even the part about it being a religion.  Not even the part about it being a Joke.  Where there are rules is in Christianity, which affirm that Apostates are totally fucked and can never get into heaven.  Enjoy your ban.

That said, I am fairly certain you are a troll. 

Who called it?

Oh yeah, me.

Wait.  What?  You banned him?

[Jasper]

Nobody's gone banning, AFAIK.  I'm pretty sure I don't even have that power.

I was basically just saying I told you so about Paiyaku being a troll.

[the last yatto]

either that or he has Alzheimer's

[Dr Goofy]

See my post on paiyaku in his Christian chat thread... I am to tired to make it again.

[Triple Zero]

how do I know if I'm Discordian or not?

Basically, you can just flip a coin.

If it comes up heads or tails, you're using a coin-flip to determine your religion, and you're probably a Discordian (or, respectively, not).

[Abramelin]

how do I know if I'm Discordian or not?

Basically, you can just flip a coin.

If it comes up heads or tails, you're using a coin-flip to determine your religion, and you're probably a Discordian (or, respectively, not).

You did not read the post above yours, did you?  Dear 000! 

[Triple Zero]

i just wanted to drop in my five eurocents.

[Abramelin]

Hmm, you're right.

I'm not.