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Started by Cramulus, January 29, 2008, 03:12:48 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

That's okay, nobody else goes there, it might as well be ravaged by trolls.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Cain

Fortunately, they just seem interested in the stash of TGGR rants so far.  He's been busy over there, and is certainly making an impact.

Telarus

This got brought up in IRC and should be noted:

Someone should send a letter coded in the Zwack Cypher. Someone else from somewhere else should send him a photocopy of the page out of the Illuminatus! Appendix that has the Zwack tables.



Also, working on letterheads/graphics.
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Cramulus

#48
ATTN: SHOP WIZARDS and WRATHFUL PAINTERS

Your talents are needed to produce images for COLBERTGASM

We need a sig size image

A stamp sized image

An avatar sized image (like 100 x 100, and a copy at 75 x 75)

And a few straight-up ads of varying sizes.

Suggested imagery:

Colbert + Illuminati symbols
Stewart + Discordian symbols

A big shiny COLBERTGASM logo.



We'll spill these all over the web with links to Colbergasm.


BUZZ WEEK is Feb 17th - Feb 23rd. At the time of this writing we have one week to get ready.

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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

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Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 09, 2008, 06:05:09 PM
ATTN: SHOP WIZARDS and WRATHFUL PAINTERS

Your talents are needed to produce images for COLBERTGASM

We need a sig size image

A stamp sized image

An avatar sized image (like 100 x 100, and a copy at 75 x 75)

And a few straight-up ads of varying sizes.

Suggested imagery:

Colbert + Illuminati symbols
Stewart + Discordian symbols

A big shiny COLBERTGASM logo.



We'll spill these all over the web with links to Colbergasm.


BUZZ WEEK is Feb 17th - Feb 23rd. At the time of this writing we have one week to get ready.

So you want the above images coordinated together right?

WTH is stamp size?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Cramulus

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So you want the above images coordinated together right?

Not necessarily.

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WTH is stamp size?

*scratches head*

I guess I meant like 250 x 250?
"large" avatar size.

Cramulus

jon and stephen's fan mail addresses have been added to the wiki

Telarus

Lol, this is great, adding this to the wiki as well:

http://men.style.com/gq/features/slideshow/v/041307COLBERT?loop=0&slideshowId=slideshow41007&iphoto=1&nphoto=6&play=false&cnt=1


GQ: Stephen Colbert

Q: College nickname?

A: High Snow Lord of the Blowlands (there's an innocent story behind this —I was snorting cocaine for charity.)
----------------

Further mail should(may) be addressed to Probationer S. Colbert, High Snow Lord of the Blowlands,... or whatnot.
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Cramulus

 :lol: I have a feeling that's a D&D character name.



Here's an idea--
You fill in a number of pieces of mail that people pledge to send
it generates a sig for you with that number in it.

Does anyone know of a way to generate that?

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 09, 2008, 11:23:04 PM
:lol: I have a feeling that's a D&D character name.



Here's an idea--
You fill in a number of pieces of mail that people pledge to send
it generates a sig for you with that number in it.

Does anyone know of a way to generate that?

Sure, maybe we could even keep track of the number people input.... Do you want specific text for the sig?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Telarus

Not exactly following you.


Here's a work in progress. Any ideas for other symbols, etc?

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Bu🤠ns

#57

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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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