Jav's thing

[Janvier]

Do you think there will come a time when you won't post here while stoned?

It's been a couple of hours since my last joint. Technically I should be sober.

So is this the point where you tell me "THEY WERE PLACEBO'S ALL ALONG, LOL", and my trip ends?

No, this is the point that I ask, "So, if you're not stoned, is English your primary language?"

To answer honestly, I'm Czech. But I'm infiltrating the Netherlands for queen and country. Am I playing with the big boys yet?

You've written a drug-addled, self-recursive rant about an undifined, mutable thing you are Noun-ing "virtue".

Correct! That's the game we're playing. Don't forget it.

I don't feel like playing that game, so I stopped reading right there.

This.

The majority of this forum does NOT play the drug-addled, self-recursive, self-celebratory masturbation thing. When it does happen, it's usually in Apple Talk or IRC.

ENOUGH WITH THE TOOLBOXING!

You're just jealous because I have a toolbox and you are a tool.

[Cain]

Do you think there will come a time when you won't post here while stoned?

It's been a couple of hours since my last joint. Technically I should be sober.

So is this the point where you tell me "THEY WERE PLACEBO'S ALL ALONG, LOL", and my trip ends?

No, this is the point that I ask, "So, if you're not stoned, is English your primary language?"

He's Dutch, or at least resides in Holland.

[Voodoo]

calling people names is a good way to get HIMEOBS'ed

[LMNO]

Do you think there will come a time when you won't post here while stoned?

It's been a couple of hours since my last joint. Technically I should be sober.

So is this the point where you tell me "THEY WERE PLACEBO'S ALL ALONG, LOL", and my trip ends?

No, this is the point that I ask, "So, if you're not stoned, is English your primary language?"

To answer honestly, I'm Czech. But I'm infiltrating the Netherlands for queen and country. Am I playing with the big boys yet?

There are no big boys. 

But at least I understand that you're trying to get your thoughts transmitted through another filtering system.

That still doesn't make your thoughts terribly interesting to me, but at least I have a slightly better understanding of your posting style.

[Janvier]

Do you think there will come a time when you won't post here while stoned?

It's been a couple of hours since my last joint. Technically I should be sober.

So is this the point where you tell me "THEY WERE PLACEBO'S ALL ALONG, LOL", and my trip ends?

No, this is the point that I ask, "So, if you're not stoned, is English your primary language?"

To answer honestly, I'm Czech. But I'm infiltrating the Netherlands for queen and country. Am I playing with the big boys yet?

There are no big boys. 

But at least I understand that you're trying to get your thoughts transmitted through another filtering system.

That still doesn't make your thoughts terribly interesting to me, but at least I have a slightly better understanding of your posting style.

Discordians really make the best filters. I don't know any other group more adept at memetics. I'm switching from Leary to you guys.

[LMNO]

Maybe you should just make your own, instead of borrowing from other people.

[Darth Cupcake]

You're just jealous because I have a toolbox and you are a tool.

[Janvier]

Maybe you should just make your own, instead of borrowing from other people.

I learn more, I give more back.
Don't worry, esé.

You're just jealous because I have a toolbox and you are a tool.

why meh? 
(Don't tell me there isn't an alternative)

[Darth Cupcake]

Uuunnnnggggg.

Engage in actual conversation please, or else masturbate by yourself instead of making us your audience.

[Bu🤠ns]

ya know, dude, if you're really interested in participating it wouldn't hurt for you to lurk a bit instead of festering up regurigitated constipated poop nuggets on everybody's threads.  i lurked this place for a year before i started spouting my crap...but at least my crap smells like blueberry muffins now (extra moist). step back a bit, become empty and absorb it a bit.  then come back refreshed.  

protip: taking a week or more off of drugs makes them work better the next time you smoke up.  then alternate clarity/idiot/clarity/idiot...that way you're at least tolerable half the time.

[Janvier]

ya know, dude, if you're really interested in participating it wouldn't hurt for you to lurk a bit instead of festering up regurigitated constipated poop nuggets on everybody's threads.  i lurked this place for a year before i started spouting my crap...but at least my crap smells like blueberry muffins now (extra moist). step back a bit, become empty and absorb it a bit.  then come back refreshed.  

protip: taking a week or more off of drugs makes them work better the next time you smoke up.  then alternate clarity/idiot/clarity/idiot...that way you're at least tolerable half the time.

I think i'm getting afasia/synesthesia you guys. Is this awesome? (y/n)

[LMNO]

Janv, you're currently at 61 posts, and apart from a mildy incoherent rant about virtue, I haven't really seen anything approximating an idea come from you.

I'm going to do my best not to respond to posts like the one you made above from here on out, because there's a 93% chance it will be in the form of mockery.

[Bu🤠ns]

Janv, you're currently at 61 posts, and apart from a mildy incoherent rant about virtue, I haven't really seen anything approximating an idea come from you.

I'm going to do my best not to respond to posts like the one you made above from here on out, because there's a 93% chance it will be in the form of mockery.

[Janvier]

Janv, you're currently at 61 posts, and apart from a mildy incoherent rant about virtue, I haven't really seen anything approximating an idea come from you.

I'm going to do my best not to respond to posts like the one you made above from here on out, because there's a 93% chance it will be in the form of mockery.

What about the remaining 7%?
you seem to have forgotten already what it is I offered.

[Janvier]

Janv, you're currently at 61 posts, and apart from a mildy incoherent rant about virtue, I haven't really seen anything approximating an idea come from you.

I'm going to do my best not to respond to posts like the one you made above from here on out, because there's a 93% chance it will be in the form of mockery.

What about the remaining 7%?
you seem to have forgotten already what it is I offered.

But you know what, I relinquish my position to you. You seem to be intelligent enough.
Have fun with all the new tools.