Novel Titles ITT

[Jenne]

The Rat Across the Road

Cupcaking and Rainbows

LOLWUT:  Life on the Interbutts

Ninjas vs. Pirates, Trucks vs. Tubes, & Other Assorted Memes

Dog Won't Bite, Cat Won't Scratch

Three Kids & a Pinochle Sandwich

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Touch Not the Poo in the Toilet

Beers in Your Ears

The Boy I Once Was and the Tampons I've Tried

Disco-Dancing Grammas

Teen-aged Sex and the Pickle

[Suu]

I've decided on "It's All Geek to Me" for mine. I just hope a fictional more fluffy version of the past 10 years of my life is worth the words.

[LMNO]

"Yoo Betcha!  The Sarah Palin Death Cults of 2017"

[AFK]

A Punster and a Gontleman

The Deaf Salesman: What???

The HappyDay Discordia:  How I found the Fonz and what he did to me in Al's Diner.

oozy rat in a sanitary zoo:  A Story about Sarah Palin and her Palin-drones. 

Bacon

[Suu]

Three Men and a Jihad
Me, Myself and Eris
NaNoWriMo Episode 7: Revenge of the Overtype Function

[the dreadful hours]

the american dream and other fables

[Mangrove]

The Truth About Indigo Pets

[Payne]

We're No Strangers to Love (You Know the Rules, And So Do I)

[Cainad (dec.)]

Beers in Your Ears

I'd totally buy that if I saw it in a bookstore.

The Truth About Indigo Pets

About time you got around to writing that

We're No Strangers to Love (You Know the Rules, And So Do I)

My suggestions:

A Grand Fizzbazzle
Canned Whoop-Ass
BIKAW!
Riff, Raff, Ruffle

[Eve]

The Horrible Noise from Saratoga Springs

I hope some of the regulars got this one.



I suggest "Prezitator Fred:  The first 100 years."

Even I get that one.


Guys, these are fucking brilliant. Am currently picking one to be the name of the coffee shop (main setting). Will post when I've decided.

[Eve]

Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!

"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"

[LMNO]

"Sweet merciful fuck!"

[AFK]

Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!

"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"

Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock. 

[Eve]

Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!

"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"

Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock. 

I think a number of you spags are going to make cameos in my novel this year. Can't be helped.

[AFK]

Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!

"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"

Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock. 

I think a number of you spags are going to make cameos in my novel this year. Can't be helped.

Just one request.  If I end up in your novel, please, pretty please don't have me killed off by furry gang-rape.