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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, June 14, 2013, 06:33:06 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

My curfew was the street lights and my mom didn't call my cell, she yelled "time to come in".

R. For she lacked the technology

I played outside with friends, not online.

R. And now I point this out with my friends online, not outside.

If I didn't eat what my mom made me, then I didn't eat.

R. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be.

Hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap.

R. For we care not for sanitation, we prefer being abused by our parents.

I rode a bike without a helmet.

R. And clearly it shows.

And getting dirty was OK.

R. Which is why mom would constantly bitch about the state of our clothes.

Click "like" if you drank water from the garden hose and survived.

R. For if you didn't survive thou shalt be unable to click.

Yea, verily let us ignore the fact that we are just like the children we complain about and keep our minds firmly in the simpler good old days, which are only simpler because we were too stupid to understand that the world was just as complex as it is now, and good because we suppressed all of the bad memories. Let us instead vilify the younger generation unnecessarily, even though we are the parents now, and if we don't have kids, we shouldn't have shit to say about how the kids are these days, and if we do, then it would be right to blame us for neglecting our children in hypocritical favor of the internet so that we may wax nostalgic with friends we haven't seen in person in twenty years.

Amen.
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Don Coyote

So sayeth the Twid

Ahhaaaahhhaaaaamen

Nephew Twiddleton

I think I'm going to copypaste myself on this next time I see one of these damn things on FB.
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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:25:17 PM
I think I'm going to copypaste myself on this next time I see one of these damn things on FB.

Do it!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Waffleman on June 14, 2013, 01:31:08 PM
Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:25:17 PM
I think I'm going to copypaste myself on this next time I see one of these damn things on FB.

Do it!

Dude, your new secret identity is awesome!
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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:32:07 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on June 14, 2013, 01:31:08 PM
Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:25:17 PM
I think I'm going to copypaste myself on this next time I see one of these damn things on FB.

Do it!

Dude, your new secret identity is awesome!

I hope my costume is finished soon!  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Waffleman on June 14, 2013, 01:36:25 PM
Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:32:07 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on June 14, 2013, 01:31:08 PM
Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:25:17 PM
I think I'm going to copypaste myself on this next time I see one of these damn things on FB.

Do it!

Dude, your new secret identity is awesome!

I hope my costume is finished soon!  :lulz:

You realize that if you're just joking there, you are now required to make the costume anyway and run about the streets of Oslo, right?
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Nephew Twiddleton

Possibly at breakfast restaurants.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Twid, I love this. Can I repost it? I FEEL LIKE FACEBOOK NEEDS IT.
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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:42:00 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on June 14, 2013, 01:36:25 PM
Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:32:07 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on June 14, 2013, 01:31:08 PM
Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:25:17 PM
I think I'm going to copypaste myself on this next time I see one of these damn things on FB.

Do it!

Dude, your new secret identity is awesome!

I hope my costume is finished soon!  :lulz:

You realize that if you're just joking there, you are now required to make the costume anyway and run about the streets of Oslo, right?

Quote from: El Twid on June 14, 2013, 01:42:38 PM
Possibly at breakfast restaurants.

Not joking at all. I will have a Waffleman costume at some point.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

Nigel- fire at will!
Waffles- literally just became my hero
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Everybody used to sleep with their windows open.

BECAUSE NOBODY HAD FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Thats a good one too. It shows a bit of the mentality of nobody does it the way they used to. People obviously still open windows he its not too hot out to do so.
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Forsooth

Quote from: stelz on June 14, 2013, 05:45:23 PM
Everybody used to sleep with their windows open.

BECAUSE NOBODY HAD FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING.
a storm knocked my town's power out last night, and we had to open the windows.

The wife complained until she fell asleep.

The city to the south of still had power so I didn't get to see the stars from my house :(

Don Coyote

I'm not sure, but I think my house doesn't have ac, so we open the windows and use fans....when it gets over 70.....