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Started by Cain, March 18, 2007, 04:51:49 AM

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Cain

The Popular Front for the Liberation of Discordia wishes to commission a logo for our esteemed organization.  The payment will be free membership in Scotland's premier quasi-terroristic organization as our Artistic Director, knowing we are likely to use your logo forever and, most valuably, my eternal gratitude.  Me and the 6 or so asshats I've duped into being my minions basically need something for the local flyers and rants sent to the newspapers.  I'm thinking maybe one seal based design and another as a page header of some description.

I'd do it myself, but my computer design skills are teh crap.

cyberus

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Eh, it's simple, but maybe I have fonts you don't.  I say kill 'em with Class.

LetterHead- Who says it can' take up like 4 inches of the page?

Logo- if you can find the letters PFLD, congratulations, you can read the logo.

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Cain


P3nT4gR4m

I'm guessing you want these monchrome for flyers and newspaper stuff but you know good agitprop HAS to be red, white and black right? You want me to apply the mayakowski formula or do these suck too much for it to be worth bothering?




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Cain

Actually, those are pretty freakin awesome. :mrgreen:

P3nT4gR4m

If I get the gig I'll redo the highlights on the chains for ya. They were sorta scribbled on in a lazy hurry  :oops:

Goddamnit I wish I had a wacom

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Quote from: SillyCybin on March 18, 2007, 02:12:29 PM
If I get the gig I'll redo the highlights on the chains for ya. They were sorta scribbled on in a lazy hurry  :oops:

Goddamnit I wish I had a wacom

Then you'll wish you had a cintiq.
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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Cain

I think Silly is winning so far.  I'll leave it open two more days though, just to be fair.  :wink:

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