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#1786
Or Kill Me / Re: Change
November 02, 2009, 01:11:05 AM
I just listened to Backwater by the Meat Puppets and it is essentially this speech in a nutshell, only less depressing and with mellow grunge music.
#1787
I don't know if I'm an anarchist or not. I mean, I've thought about it, and I don't know for sure if anything would be better without a government. It does provide us with some things that I'm definitely in support of, such as health care(I'm Canadian), welfare, civil services, libraries, etc., but I don't like the government itself. I find the politicians hilariously incompetent. I mean, have you ever seen the House of Commons (or your country's equivalent) on TV?
I guess I don't want to topple the government, I just want to thumb my nose at it. Does that count as anarchy?
#1788
If I have to affiliate myself in any way, I guess I'd have to say that I'm an anarchist, but I don't believe society is ready to exist without a state yet.
I'm not static in my views, though. I'm aware that I'm an ill-informed moron, and if somebody presents me with a good argument against my current position, I'll reconsider. However, this does not mean that I'll convert to their philosophy. I'd say my main rationalization for anarchy is that people are idiots and cannot handle running society. Especially politicians.
#1789
Or Kill Me / Re: Imaginary Fappings
November 01, 2009, 02:42:48 PM
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#1790
Or Kill Me / Re: Imaginary Fappings
November 01, 2009, 07:37:52 AM
See, I knew I'd go stupid eventually. It always happens to me on the Internet when I try to express or articulate my opinion. I knew it would happen, but I kept telling myself no, it would be different here, I'd somehow learn how not to be an idiot.

Fuck you, me. You suck. Go live on a mountain or something and come back when you know how to be original in your thinking. Dickhead teenager. I hate teenagers, you know.


NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST SOME SELF-INDULGENT BULLSHIT, MOVE ALONG
#1791
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 01, 2009, 06:57:44 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on November 01, 2009, 06:05:20 AM
Happy birthday.
I haven't been here long, but you seem totally hardcore, dude.

Balls. I'm a fucking creampuff.

Hence "seem".
#1792
Or Kill Me / Re: Imaginary Fappings
November 01, 2009, 06:31:15 AM
Yeah, it's pretty awful. I didn't go into it expecting it to be good. I'm not really sure why I wrote it.
#1793
Happy birthday.
I haven't been here long, but you seem totally hardcore, dude.
#1794
Or Kill Me / Re: Imaginary Fappings
November 01, 2009, 05:36:00 AM
So yeah, this is my first time doing this. What do you guys think?
#1795
Or Kill Me / Imaginary Fappings
November 01, 2009, 05:35:26 AM
It happens sometimes. It's easier than it should be, you know. It's easy to pull up the carpets we throw down over everything, easy to see all the shit we hide beneath our mind. You just have to imagine it. Visualise it. That's how I do it. I look around me, I see gravel, I see a house and leaf piles and trees and a dumpster and a city around it all. I don't really look at the sky.

Anyway, I just have to think the right thoughts, and it all goes away, it all becomes alien to me, nameless. I just have to think "there is no such thing as a house." That thought is key for me. I think it, and I've just opened up this barred door and strolled down the hallway. The inmates must be so jealous. Suddenly, I see not house, but windows, then doors, then siding, all one at a time, floating in midair. And then I look around me, and I see this invisible sheet over everything, this crazy blanket. And I peel it back. Underneath, the shapes are the same, and the colours are the same, but they aren't the same things. It's now that I'm finally free to decide what I see. Hey, that rhymes.

I tell myself to be paranoid. Something is behind me! I whirl to see it, but it was too fast for me. Gotta keep looking over your shoulder, cause you never know who's got a gun at your back. And it's then that it occurs to me. I can feel it. It's poking into me. The gun is there. It's a rifle, no, a shotgun, fuck that, it's a pistol at the base of my skull. I don't know who's holding it. I keep twisting my head around to see it, but the gunman's too fast for me. Then I think to look at my shadow. I just want to know what this person looks like, understand. Just want a vague idea. And there is no shadow.

There's no shadow because the gun is invisible. The gun is invisible because it's in my mind. I know who's holding it now. And really, it doesn't matter if it's a gun or not. It could be a truncheon. What matters is who's holding it. And that person is my guard. I guess I'd better go inside now. It's black and wet out here, and I'm a crazyman. I submit, and walk back towards my cell. I guess I still haven't given up completely, though, because I figure maybe I should stop in my tracks, turn, walk away from that imaginary house. But the gun is still there. No matter where I go, I will always have this invisible gun to my head. No matter where I walk, I will only be walking back to my black iron prison cell. It's fucking depressing. I go inside, up the stairs, I take off my coat. Sometimes, hope is hard to find. I guess I have to make it up myself.
#1796
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
October 31, 2009, 05:17:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 31, 2009, 04:00:11 PM
Ha, ha, funny screen name. Now change it.

Your wish is my command.
#1797
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
October 31, 2009, 03:11:31 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on October 10, 2009, 06:02:54 PM
Quote from: BDS on August 08, 2009, 10:27:59 PM
A good idea, but pulling a urinal pad out of a urinal, stencilling it, and then putting it back in is disgusting. If you could get a hold of a load of new ones it would be worth it.

Yo! I heard that those weird scientist guys made this wicked invention! Wait, what was it's name? Ah yeah - it was called gloves!

Even better:
#1798
GASM Command / Re: Town Hall GASM
October 31, 2009, 03:01:47 PM
Quote from: yhnmzw on October 15, 2009, 07:27:44 AM
Fertile ground for everyone, though, with no measure of emergency controls like satire or the voice of reason.

THIS CAN ONLY END IN CHAOS!
#1799
I'm just going to dress the way I normally do and see what people guess I'm disguised as. I dress like a bum, so it should be interesting.
#1800
necromancing in this thread, sup guise B)