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#1471
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ATTN: EMO's
December 23, 2009, 12:29:59 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 23, 2009, 12:21:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 10:04:40 AM
Apart from breaking my nose, the bloodiest I ever got was from rescuing a kitten who got stuck up a tree in our garden.

My last cat, Streiger, would cut my hands to ribbons when I played with her. She didn't give a fuck about tearing your skin off and was awesome.

My current cat, Chasca, is weak and pitiable. I've only ever seen her draw even a TINY little bit of blood by complete accident. If she was more psychotic, I could let her out to play with the kids.

Haha crap, my old cat had a fascination with legs ... if she saw them, she would claw at them ... If I ran, she would leap with claws out trying to cling onto them.
#1472
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ATTN: EMO's
December 23, 2009, 12:28:40 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 12:18:18 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on December 23, 2009, 08:58:47 AM
What I never got was if they kept saying they were going to kill themselves, wouldn't they of done it already?

As depressing as that sounds

From a statistical stand-point A LOT of people who claim that they'll kill themselves do it as a cry for help.

The ones who actually do it, usually, won't give you any more warning than the letter they leave that you'll find next to the body. If they leave one.

Not to like, be like, THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS IS. It's just what I've gotten from some stuff I've read. Feel free to correct me if I'm way off base. And not trying to downplay the whole thing or offend anyone.

Its always a touchy subject - understood.

Someone I know keeps threatening to kill herself - she traps everyone to give her attention and they keep giving it to her. I have spoken to her repeatedly, and she says she doesn't want help, she enjoys being lost.

Ultmately she is pushing everyone away .. And she says she doesn't want to do it. Damn difficult!

Then she has the nerve to say she doesn't feel like she is loved, then goes and sleeps with 5 guys (all who want to date her)

What do you do in that? Of course I stopped talking to her. But damn, my best friend is trapped and seeking escape; but she is too nice.
#1473
Ah, that makes sense. Yeah I have had some pretty shit experiences with Active Shield, it didn't stop Brontok.E (I think is one of the weirdest viruses.. It was pinging playboy and some malaysian government site) - it changed all of my associations in the registry... EXEs wouldn't even run when double clicked on. Kind of retarded.

I really like Opera and Chromes peformance, Mozilla lags for me a bit (But it is such a charm). IE is more so a force of habbit.
#1474
GASM Command / Re: GagaGASM
December 23, 2009, 12:12:36 PM
After reading the Colbert thread.

Could we convince Gaga that we've given her a spot based on xx conditions? What changes could this bring? But is she as supersticious as Colbert? Perhaps could convince her to carry on knowledge with regards to the Illumanti, since she has been observed and would be the best vessel.
#1475
GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm
December 23, 2009, 12:06:33 PM
Holy crap, I read the whole thing...

Amazing  :eek:
#1476
I think instead of trusting an anti-virus to actively scan, work on being more careful to. IE is pretty shit to browse with; I don't know if its true or not, but Google Chrome seems safer to run when visiting shit websites. Or go with Firefox

I like using Spybot Search and Destroy, but I rarely scan
#1477
GASM Command / Re: PopeGASM
December 23, 2009, 11:43:50 AM
Hmm, that makes sense. Using good old doctrine to fight themself.

I suppose, if many people want to participate in this globally, we could have a Pope Card Day.

QuoteI actually dressed as a Hare Krishna once while passing a flier explaining why money is a great spiritual teacher.
:lulz: That is a good laugh, I hope people appreciated the irony of that.
#1478
It doesn't make much sense at all!

I think before glue they'll target textas. What kid doesn't sniff that?
#1479
GASM Command / Re: GagaGASM
December 23, 2009, 11:37:27 AM
Lady Gaga apart of the Illumanti, and she worships Satan.

This could turn two different ways, either fuck it up with Discordianism - claiming her as one of our own or do it similar to ColbertGASM.

If we manage to claim her as a Discordian, would this give us wanted or unwanted attention?
OR
If the Illumanti were extending their hand to her formally because she is a worthy soul. What could happen from that? Would it turn into a big joke? Would she get creeped out?
#1480
GASM Command / Re: GagaGASM
December 23, 2009, 11:07:08 AM
I started going through the CobaltGASM.. fascinating project.

Getting the message over would be the main issue, there would obviously be some line of communication; but this is also Gaga, perhaps she craves something like this - maybe as a sense of inspiration.

Though, if we actually made it through and had the desired effect, what would we get her to do? Make a song with Illumanti themes?

I don't know though, maybe spreading rumours about her being a Discord could have an interesting effect. If it does hit off and creates more links on the net refering back to Discordianism, what could happen from that?
#1481
I never understood why the root of the problem seems to be avoided in alot of cases. Just a quick fix, and all is well .. until 10 minutes later.
#1482
Bring and Brag / Re: I wonder why
December 23, 2009, 09:35:38 AM
Yeah it is fun, I did it like two years ago... I suck at photoshop now :(

The face? It was the one there before MJ took over it.

I miss MJ :(
#1483
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ATTN: EMO's
December 23, 2009, 08:58:47 AM
What I never got was if they kept saying they were going to kill themselves, wouldn't they of done it already?

As depressing as that sounds
#1484
GASM Command / Re: GagaGASM
December 23, 2009, 07:59:52 AM
Hmm .. An idea, I am thinking that I can perhaps relate her song 'Poker Face' to Discordianism. OR that she gained inspiration for some of her lyrics from the Discordian National Anthem, or the Discordian Initiation Ritual.

QuoteCause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunning with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bait before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Which was inspired from an extract -

Quote...
Its my job to bluff
Eris has her buns
I'm never lying but I am telling the truth
I am never telling the truth, but I am lying
I'll trap you like glue
Take my bait, fall for me
I have gambling issues
I promise that I won't
But I am bluffing, my hand is square
...

I think I am going away too far from the point, its starting to sound lame :p Its somewhat too linear, needs more jumbling.
OBVIOUSLY needs alot more work, but its an idea regardless. Perhaps I can overly-analyse her lyrics. I know I am good at that.

Quote from: FP on December 21, 2009, 09:36:58 PM
What about using tags to create a linkage which can be picked up algorithmically? If you can find a bunch of links that I can follow to apply the tag "discordian", I'll give you a hand. Not much time to do the groundwork myself for the next few weeks though.
I'll find a list of blogs, I registered for an account on Youtube - perhaps I can come up with a blog article and link it from youtube if people fall for the bait, to back it up as my evidence. I think with youtube I will just say it outright that "She is so a discordian", and wait for a response (hopefully get into an arguement)
... I think a series of different stories would be more effective however.

Maybe targetting her hermaphrodite rumours were actually there to cover up some other secrets?

.. getting carried away now :P