The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.

[Suu]

Patrick Kennedy is calling it quits after 16 years.

The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations is in shock.

Republicans think they can pull another Scott Brown.

Help.

[Iason Ouabache]

Evan Bayh just ducked out too, leaving the Dems up shit creek without a paddle. It looks like my next senator will be an asshole lobbyist who hasn't lived in this state during this century. 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

 

Funniest decade evar!

[Doktor Howl]

You can hardly blame Kennedy and Bayh.

I mean, it must be very hard schlepping to and from Washington without a spine.

[Doktor Howl]

Republicans think they can pull another Scott Brown.

Help.

Why?  It's not like the dems haven't been trying their very fucking hardest to either BE the GOP, or suck ass on the minority, for reasons which escape me entirely.

The last election was a mandate for actual change, but the dems...from the least freshman rep to the president, have spent their time in Washington treating the GOP as a required voice in policy making.

Fuck the dems.  Fuck them in their eye sockets.  They are worthless, and deserve the stomping they have coming.  After all, if I'm given a choice between the GOP and the GOP, I'm simply going to vote for Joe Walsh (for everything) and call it a day.

[Salty]

Yeah, I keep seeing these headlines that suggest the dems are losing something essential in their powerplays.
Considering they've done fuck all with their Supermajority (healthcare wut?) I don't really see the problem.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, I keep seeing these headlines that suggest the dems are losing something essential in their powerplays.

Yeah, the "power" part.

The dems couldn't find their own arses with two special prosecutors and a committee hearing.  Useless fuckers.

[Suu]

Yeah, but the GOP is almost whole-handedly responsible for the downfall of Rhode Island.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, but the GOP is almost whole-handedly responsible for the downfall of Rhode Island.

How so?

[Suu]

Our governor is a worthless bigoted piece of shit.

[BabylonHoruv]

Time for a third party perhaps?

[Doktor Howl]

Time for a third party perhaps?

Just because the 3rd parties are funnier doesn't mean they're better.

[Jasper]

Time for approval voting.  That way more people get what they want, and I am all for people getting what they want.

Sigma,
Because getting what you ask for is often more horrible.

[Template]

Time for a third party perhaps?

I vote the bottom third of all parties.

You could sell the shoes and roast the legs.

[Doktor Howl]

Time for approval voting.  That way more people get what they want, and I am all for people getting what they want.

Sigma,
Because getting what you ask for is often more horrible.

Oh, yes.  You make me president, and I will give the American people everything they've been demanding.  And I will continue to do so long after they start screaming.