And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...

[Doktor Howl]

Jesus loves the little heterosexual, god-fearing, xenophobic, white, middle class, protestant children?

WWRJD?

[Da6s]

They're only important when they're unborn!

Unless it's the pastors daughter that's preggers from the seed of something other than a magical dove.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

No, then they get to do a good round of slut-shaming and make her get married to whatever piece of gutter trash she fucked without a condom because using protection is for militant atheist pot-smoking liberals.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No, then they get to do a good round of slut-shaming and make her get married to whatever piece of gutter trash she fucked without a condom because using protection is for militant atheist pot-smoking liberals.

Unless she's pregnant by her father, in which case they send her away for a nice quiet abortion.

[Da6s]

No, then they get to do a good round of slut-shaming and make her get married to whatever piece of gutter trash she fucked without a condom because using protection is for militant atheist pot-smoking liberals.

Not usually. Just like it's kept hush-hush when you see prominent baptists in the liquor store, it's also kept hush-hush when pastors daughters are known and noted whores, and the abortion's are usually cited as a medical treatment that they have to drive to another state for.

Used to happen all the time in the town i grew up in. Right on the virginia line, and the law used to be (dunno about current) that under 18 abortions required parental accompaniment and consent. Prominent christians in the region would drive south to tennessee (surprisingly my home of knoxville is the premier destination for shrimp killing in the area), and return. Granted it was confidential, it still didn't stop the rumors. You know how them jesus people love to talk.

[East Coast Hustle]

I have no sympathy for anything that happens to anyone that feels the need to put political bumper stickers on their car.

This is why I restrict myself to putting bumper stickers on other peoples' cars.

Oh. You just made living in Portland 87% more enjoyable for me.

ECH,
almost ashamed he never thought of that

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have no sympathy for anything that happens to anyone that feels the need to put political bumper stickers on their car.

This is why I restrict myself to putting bumper stickers on other peoples' cars.

Oh. You just made living in Portland 87% more enjoyable for me.

ECH,
almost ashamed he never thought of that

Properly applied, they are almost impossible to remove, too. I once got a friend's car with an "I <3 Mormon Pussy" sticker on a Friday and he didn't notice until Tuesday.

He was PISSED. 

[Jasper]

...Where do they sell those?

[Doktor Howl]

...Where do they sell those?

Office Max/Office Depot.  25 sheets of 8.5X11 crack & peel sticker paper (laser or inkjet) runs you about $12.95.

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...Where do they sell those?

Office Max/Office Depot.  25 sheets of 8.5X11 crack & peel sticker paper (laser or inkjet) runs you about $12.95.

Or if you're too poor for that:

Super 77 (spray adhesive) and regular-ass paper. The only downside is that you have to spray it right before you fix it to something, but it is only about 9 bucks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...Where do they sell those?

One of my friends brought it back from Utah, but you can also get them on Cafepress. http://www.cafepress.com/+i-heart-mormon-pussy+bumper-stickers

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We put a bunch of "I heart Alaska" stickers on SUVs about, what, ten years ago? Whenever the drilling controversy was going down. We switched up to "I heart Iraq" after that. Just regular stickers, not proper bumper stickers.

[Jasper]

...Where do they sell those?

Office Max/Office Depot.  25 sheets of 8.5X11 crack & peel sticker paper (laser or inkjet) runs you about $12.95.

And they just sell these to anybody?    That's very irresponsible.

[Doktor Howl]

...Where do they sell those?

Office Max/Office Depot.  25 sheets of 8.5X11 crack & peel sticker paper (laser or inkjet) runs you about $12.95.

And they just sell these to anybody?    That's very irresponsible.

Hell, for $0.59/sheet, they make nice color stickers for me (12/sheet), when my color laser jet runs out of toner.

[Jasper]

...Where do they sell those?

One of my friends brought it back from Utah, but you can also get them on Cafepress. http://www.cafepress.com/+i-heart-mormon-pussy+bumper-stickers

Nice.  I like the "my wife's" version best.  Adds an extra layer of