News:

It is better to set off a nuclear bomb, than to sit and curse the dark.

Main Menu

What did YOU learn on Facebook today?

Started by Doktor Howl, August 13, 2015, 11:56:36 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Doktor Howl

I learned that herpes doesn't have any symptoms in women.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cain

I learnt that people on the internet really like videos of cats.

Also that there is a Ned Flanders themed metal band. 

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#4
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I learned that there is a secret airline that flies to deserts in Arizona and Nevada, such as Black Rock.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

I learned from Alty of Barney Sandlers, meme candidate currently facing off against Dolan J. Tramp and Hitlery Clintlock.

:lulz:

http://www.destructiveoutlet.com/barniesandlers/
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

EK WAFFLR

I learned that, if you are allergic to onions, ask for no onions, and get onions in your dish, aqnd you don't say anything, IT'S THE RESTAURANTS FAULT FOR YOU EATING THE DAMN MEAL!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2015, 04:09:10 PM
I learned that there is a secret airline that flies to deserts in Arizona and Nevada, such as Black Rock.

Tower Airlines?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on August 17, 2015, 08:53:16 PM
I learned that, if you are allergic to onions, ask for no onions, and get onions in your dish, aqnd you don't say anything, IT'S THE RESTAURANTS FAULT FOR YOU EATING THE DAMN MEAL!

What if you don't notice that there are onions until you start to have a reaction?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2015, 09:19:39 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2015, 04:09:10 PM
I learned that there is a secret airline that flies to deserts in Arizona and Nevada, such as Black Rock.

Tower Airlines?

Janet airlines.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 18, 2015, 08:45:45 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on August 17, 2015, 08:53:16 PM
I learned that, if you are allergic to onions, ask for no onions, and get onions in your dish, aqnd you don't say anything, IT'S THE RESTAURANTS FAULT FOR YOU EATING THE DAMN MEAL!

What if you don't notice that there are onions until you start to have a reaction?

Apparently not the case in this situation.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Q. G. Pennyworth


Ben Shapiro