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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 30, 2013, 03:56:39 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

July 30, 2013, 03:56:39 AM
...but damn. And I bet they make a FORTUNE off this. I wish I'd thought of it first!

http://www.jewelscent.com/howitworks

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

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July 30, 2013, 04:05:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 30, 2013, 03:56:39 AM
...but damn. And I bet they make a FORTUNE off this. I wish I'd thought of it first!

http://www.jewelscent.com/howitworks

OMG its like being sensual and playing the lottery at the same time!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 30, 2013, 04:36:02 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 30, 2013, 04:05:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 30, 2013, 03:56:39 AM
...but damn. And I bet they make a FORTUNE off this. I wish I'd thought of it first!

http://www.jewelscent.com/howitworks

OMG its like being sensual and playing the lottery at the same time!

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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July 30, 2013, 06:04:40 AM
It's like QVC meets broken Walmart claw-machine.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

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July 30, 2013, 06:08:38 AM
"Go wash your ass with this soap a lot you skanky bitch, also will you marry me?"

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July 30, 2013, 06:24:37 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2013, 06:08:38 AM
"Go wash your ass with this soap a lot you skanky bitch, also will you marry me?"

Better hope it isn't one of the $10 rings or the skanky bitch isn't too picky. :P
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
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Sir Squid Diddimus

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July 30, 2013, 06:34:10 AM
JEWELZZZZZ

Bruno

#7
July 30, 2013, 10:06:35 AM
I'm not sure this would even be legal in my state.
Formerly something else...

Junkenstein

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July 30, 2013, 11:54:00 AM
Question: Due to the raffle/lottery nature, would they not be obliged to state frequency rates of the high value rings?

If not, then I've got a similar product that offers rings between $10- $10 Million.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 01, 2013, 12:19:49 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 30, 2013, 11:54:00 AM
Question: Due to the raffle/lottery nature, would they not be obliged to state frequency rates of the high value rings?

If not, then I've got a similar product that offers rings between $10- $10 Million.

I would think that would be a requirement, maybe, unless the the fact that they are selling it as a candle with a "free prize" means that they don't have to declare that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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August 01, 2013, 02:09:08 AM
Sometimes when I'm at work and don't click links I like reading threads that only vaguely refer to the links in question.

This one has been particularly hilarious.   :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 01, 2013, 07:32:23 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 01, 2013, 02:09:08 AM
Sometimes when I'm at work and don't click links I like reading threads that only vaguely refer to the links in question.

This one has been particularly hilarious.   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Rereading, it's much, much funnier that way, actually.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#12
August 01, 2013, 12:33:42 PM
Oh my god it totally is! :lulz:


This kind of makes me want to see certain PD threads transcribed as dialogues, but with links in the OP removed.

Cat-Detector Van

#13
August 01, 2013, 01:30:26 PM
My wife would like this, except she'd always get the $10 ring. Because life sucks. :argh!:

Suu

#14
August 01, 2013, 02:17:23 PM
It's like Cracker Jacks for fashionistas!
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