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How to BE a fat bastard

Started by The Dark Monk, June 24, 2012, 02:31:39 PM

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on November 09, 2012, 12:15:38 AM
STOP  GETTING FOOD POISONED, ALTY.

He loves it.  When I was in AK he was all like "Hey EoC wanna get food poisoned?" and I was like "Nah."
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Salty

I'm sort of like that Into the Wild guy, except lazier and more drunk. And I know how to use a FUCKING MAP.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain

Peanut butter is awesome for becoming a fat bastard.

A good friend of mine and his girlfriend, when unemployed, had for some reason nothing but peanut butter and crackers in their house.  Which they ate continuously over a three week period.  The weight gain was...impressive, yet scary.

Freeky

Quote from: Alty on November 09, 2012, 04:31:11 AM
I'm sort of like that Into the Wild guy, except lazier and more drunk. And I know how to use a FUCKING MAP.

NOW LEARN HOW TO NOT GET FOOD POISONED. IS JUST LIKE READING A MAP, ONLY THERE'S MORE CHEWING.

Ben Shapiro


Jaidyn Casey

Having and not having
both create frustration.
"Possessing" always comes served with a golden apple.
Being "The Prettiest One" cultivates pride and makes others ugly.
Not being "The Prettiest One" cultivates envy and leads to war.
Expand your definition of Self to include the Universe;
This way you can have it all with nothing to lose.
- "Chao Te Ching" Chapter 13