Dream a Little Dream With Me VII

[The Good Reverend Roger]

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GUH

That was a little bit fucking amazing.

Thanks.  My head is like an amusement park, really.  Only maybe the maintenance hasn't really been done on the rides, and the carnies all died and meth heads stagger around touching themselves.

First thing that came to mind.

Background is perfect.  Now add the "people".

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

ADGJKDFSGJK

GUH

That was a little bit fucking amazing.

Thanks.  My head is like an amusement park, really.  Only maybe the maintenance hasn't really been done on the rides, and the carnies all died and meth heads stagger around touching themselves.

First thing that came to mind.

Background is perfect.  Now add the "people".

Now I know why I don't dream this stuff.
That would be my WAKING reality.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

[Left]

At one point waking up screaming was somewhat normal; but my nightmares were repetitive and in black-and-white.
...Don't have nightmares anymore.
Will still occasionally sleep in jeans and a sweater and with the lights on anyway.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

[Left]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

I believe that's what haldol was made to keep from happening...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

I believe that's what haldol was made to keep from happening...

Keep your Godless drugs away from me, Woman.  This is HOLY BUSINESS™.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

I have had dreams about that guy. Pretty sure him and The Marrow Man are golf buddies.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.