Dream a Little Dream With Me VII

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.

So you have to PAY to have the shit scared out of you?

Poor bastard.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.

I kinda think you're an ax-murderer now. O.O

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.

I kinda think you're an ax-murderer now. O.O

No, I've met Cainad, and he's more of a scalpel type.  Very precise fellow, not prone to the huge waste of energy involved in swinging an axe around.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.

I kinda think you're an ax-murderer now. O.O

No, I've met Cainad, and he's more of a scalpel type.  Very precise fellow, not prone to the huge waste of energy involved in swinging an axe around.

Well that's reassuring. Whew. Thanks, Roger, I was worried he'd be one of the messy ones. :P

[Cainad (dec.)]

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.

So you have to PAY to have the shit scared out of you?

Poor bastard.

Yeah, it's a terrible bother. All of my cold sweats have to be induced artificially.

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.

I kinda think you're an ax-murderer now. O.O

Perish the thought. Everything just gets shunted into my waking mind so I can get decent sleep. Why would that ever make me want to murder axes?

[Cainad (dec.)]

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.

I kinda think you're an ax-murderer now. O.O

No, I've met Cainad, and he's more of a scalpel type.  Very precise fellow, not prone to the huge waste of energy involved in swinging an axe around.

Axes are for wood, after all.

People using the wrong tools is what's wrong with everything. You've got people using the wrong tools for the right jobs, and you've got even more people using the wrong tools for the wrong jobs.

No, no. It just won't do at all.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.

I kinda think you're an ax-murderer now. O.O

No, I've met Cainad, and he's more of a scalpel type.  Very precise fellow, not prone to the huge waste of energy involved in swinging an axe around.

Axes are for wood, after all.

People using the wrong tools is what's wrong with everything. You've got people using the wrong tools for the right jobs, and you've got even more people using the wrong tools for the wrong jobs.

No, no. It just won't do at all.

That is brilliant. Why didn't ever think of things so clearly before??

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am either blessed or cursed. I haven't had a nightmare since I was a little kid, and the extremely rare times I can remember my dreams, they are quite banal. Hardly any weird shit at all.

I kinda think you're an ax-murderer now. O.O

No, I've met Cainad, and he's more of a scalpel type.  Very precise fellow, not prone to the huge waste of energy involved in swinging an axe around.

Axes are for wood, after all.

People using the wrong tools is what's wrong with everything. You've got people using the wrong tools for the right jobs, and you've got even more people using the wrong tools for the wrong jobs.

No, no. It just won't do at all.

That is brilliant. Why didn't ever think of things so clearly before??

Cainad has a way with these things.

[LMNO]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

I have had dreams about that guy. Pretty sure him and The Marrow Man are golf buddies.

The Corinthian has really bled into the IRL Dreaming?



Honestly, I'm Terified.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

I have had dreams about that guy. Pretty sure him and The Marrow Man are golf buddies.

The Corinthian has really bled into the IRL Dreaming?



Honestly, I'm Terified.

I had nightmares about that guy 20 years before Neil Gaiman did his schtick.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

I have had dreams about that guy. Pretty sure him and The Marrow Man are golf buddies.

The Corinthian has really bled into the IRL Dreaming?



Honestly, I'm Terified.

I had nightmares about that guy 20 years before Neil Gaiman did his schtick.

Before I knew who Neil Gaiman was, that feller used to pull me from my normal dreams of being naked on the school bus and tell me to kill my parents or he'd put my fingers in his eye sockets and bite them off.

[Pergamos]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

I have had dreams about that guy. Pretty sure him and The Marrow Man are golf buddies.

This guy?

[LMNO]

Great.  Now PD is scarier than nightmares.

[Eater of Clowns]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

I have had dreams about that guy. Pretty sure him and The Marrow Man are golf buddies.

Hey this reminds me.

Did you ever get your holiday letter?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Great.  Now PD is scarier than nightmares.

You're telling me?  That freak in your avatar has been giving me the heebee jeebees since you grabbed it out of that Lawrence Welk video.