The board is quiet today! And the rest of my work for the day consists of mindlessly transcribing mountains of text, so I've been distracting myself. So here's a shitty internet meme. I never do these things, so forgive me this once.
(http://i.imgur.com/AoGN6.jpg)
My answer was from a grammar textbook...
"Ask and answer yes/no questions about the simple past."
FUCK
"Okay: I guess this is it."
a lot less depressing if you count in the fact that it's Ragged Robin in the leather babe outfit saying it.
I got a 1991 Webster's II New Riverside Pocket Dictionary.
"A 3-dimensional x-ray of a structure, made from a series of cross-sectional scans."
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 24, 2012, 08:31:16 PM
"Okay: I guess this is it."
a lot less depressing if you count in the fact that it's Ragged Robin in the leather babe outfit saying it.
I'd have sex with THAT OUTFIT
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 24, 2012, 08:34:33 PM
I got a 1991 Webster's II New Riverside Pocket Dictionary.
"A 3-dimensional x-ray of a structure, made from a series of cross-sectional scans."
so... the orgy's at your house?
"Or consider the whale."
Awwww shit. Why, Superfreakonomics, why???
"A few others bemoaned the technical discussion, saying it went right over their heads."
Everyone's a critic, Conversation and Community. :x
The Chao te Ching:
"Chaos cannot be labeled;
because it contains all lables."
Sounds promising.
"Large" he had answered and they had all laughed, his mother and wife and friends and servants, and the doctor.
'Shogun'
Quote from: Cramulus on January 24, 2012, 08:28:09 PM
The board is quiet today! And the rest of my work for the day consists of mindlessly transcribing mountains of text, so I've been distracting myself. So here's a shitty internet meme. I never do these things, so forgive me this once.
(http://i.imgur.com/AoGN6.jpg)
My answer was from a grammar textbook...
"Ask and answer yes/no questions about the simple past."
FUCK
That sounds...
Well...
Um....
So sorry to hear about your...
"And what is most singular is that she, this Lolita, my Lolita, has individualised this writer's ancient lust, so that above and over everything there is- Lolita."
I knew picking up Lolita was a bad idea.
"Clinton assembled a $40 billion bail-out for the Mexican government."
:? :x
"...a whole new world in one gulp seemed to drive home to all of us just how imperfectly we had adapted, ourselves."
The Callahan Chronicals.
Hm.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 24, 2012, 08:40:11 PM
I'd have sex with THAT OUTFIT
What, this one?
(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/31566/1088885-ragged_robin_large.jpg)
"Consists of a TDS Recon Data Collector with Bluetooth capability loaded witht TDS SOLO Field or Forest Mapping Software"
From a Forestry Supply catalog. Sounds adventurous.
"Right, Dominic. You're next."
Weathercock.
2 This is the account of Jacob's family line.
The bible. Genesis 37
WAT
"We accepted their congratulations with good grace and proper modesty, but I felt then as I feel now, that I would have given my life to save Dresden for the World's generations to come."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Armageddon in Retrospect
But I wasn't even planning to go to Dresden :eek:
"Here is a castle, called the castle of Macbeth, the walls of which are yet standing."
- Journey to the Western Isles of Scotland - Transcribed from the 1775 edition with the corrections noted in the 1785 errata by David Price
Funny thing is Macbeth is what I've always called my Johnston :fap:
2x_1 + x_2 = 6
-x_1 - x_2 = -2
3x_1 + 4x_2 = 4
3x_1 + 5x_2 = 2
Apparently, my sex life is linear algebra.
"Baloo shivered and sighed, but he did wake Mowgli."
From Disney's Jungle Book part of a compilation book of six Disney movie stories.
"I mean, come on, Dad," Lisa said.
Quote from: The Life and Adventures of Santa Clause (L. Frank Baum)
And while he slumbered and breathed in the perfume of the wondrous Valley the Spirit of Happiness crept into his heart and drove out all terror and care and misgivings.
I think this is setting up unrealistic expectations, and/or forever destroying my ability to read this children's book again.
OH SHIT. No, as I put that book back I realized that I had chucked a book into the laundry basket somehow, so technically my sex life is:
"TIP: Don't be confused when looking for fuel-gas regulators."
First one I saw and reached for was the molecular biology PHD thesis of a friend of mine and I thought "OH FUCK" but then I saw another book buried under some stuff which was closer and you DID say "nearest", so:
[Get up on high, one push of rocket exhaust, and] you could be halfway to anywhere!
(the first part was on the other page).
The PHD thesis would have gotten me:
... well, fuck me. Page 45 is a blank between-chapters page. Phew!
"Combine 1 cup chopped dates, one cup boiling water, cool to room temperature."
So I guess I'll be on the run from the law at some point this year.
:lulz:
'And then there wasn't even that any more.'
I thought I was being clever by picking Illuminatus! :horrormirth:
mine was "He'd also begun early work on a novel, drawing on memories of débutantes and country club dances in Louisville and how a Kentucky hillbilly fared in the big city"
This in "Outlaw Journalist- The Life and Times of Hunter S Thompson."
"Massaging professionals will maintain respect for the interests, dignity, rights, and needs of all clients, staff, and colleagues."
Well that doesn't sound like fun at all.
:x
"Who gave you permission to do what is prohibited to others?" demanded a monk. - The Divine Madman
:eek:
"However, Equation 1.30 was derived using the RC circuit in Figure 1.27, whereas we now have an LCR circuit."
So, I'm going to be having sex with robots??
"You shall fight like this in close combat (krieg):"
"Pour oil and vinegar into the selfsame bowl,
you could not say they mix in friendship, but fight on."
Hmm, sounds like foe yay in my future.
From Neuromancer:
"Souvenir," Molly said. "I noticed you were always looking at 'em."
He had a bruise under one eye--when he prodded it, experimentally, with one finger, he found it hurt deeply--and a swollen lower lip.
American Gods.
:sad:
The swollen lip I can deal with, but I'm pretty sure I don't want a bruised nutsack.
"Cows didn't care if you said ain't or mixed your tenses, they didn't care who was the commander in Chief of the goddamn Army of the Potomac during the goddamn Civil War, and as for math, his own for chrissakes father couldn't add two fifths and one half if it meant the firing squad."
what :eek:
You gonna have sex with a cow. A high-ranking Union cow, to boot.
Oh gawd. :horrormirth:
Union:
(http://hartkeisonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pennsylvania-dairy-cows.jpg)
Confederate:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/Texas_Longhorn_cow.jpg)
Or maybe Cain meant this kinda Union:
(http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/484147/731152.jpg)
:horrormirth: :1fap:
"Any externally applied heat source will result in an increase in its body temperature and a drop in resistance"
:lulz:
From the text book Introductory Circuit Analysis
This thread has taught me that science books are really dirty if you read them the right way.
"Face Facts"
Working from home so my copy of the Book of SG was most handy.
This happens to be the page featuring the picture of the family with a bunch of Third-eye kids so I'm not sure if that means anything.
Quote from: Xaz on January 24, 2012, 11:53:35 PM
'And then there wasn't even that any more.'
I thought I was being clever by picking Illuminatus! :horrormirth:
I had strongly considered picking out an explicit line from Illuminatus, noting what page it was on, and having the OP point to that page number. Just because it's a safe bet that
SOMEBODY on this forum has Illuminatus on their desk.
I don't know if I'm supposed to post partial sentences continued from previous page or first whole sentence. Either is funny and fitting. Page 45 goes:
Quote"...lack of emotion, but was able to recover his poise once he mounted his Yamaha and drove off."
And then:
Quote"When systems of right and wrong are used, psychological guilt results."
So...yeah. My therapist loaned me a book.
EXAMPLE 10 Write an expression containing a single radical: (a^12)(b^5/6).
From Sidharta
"No, this world of thought was also still on this side, and nothing could be
achieved by killing the random self of the senses, if the random self of
thoughts and learned knowledge was fattened on the other hand."
Lol
Was working on my campaign.
"This hunched-over wretch has long, pliable arms like tentacles capped with 5 wide, spiny claws."
:fap2:
"Rájött, akár hanyatt dőlhet vagy hason is fekhet, foroghat, mint a vízben."
which is in the hungarian translation of C. S. Lewis' The Silver Chair, and translates back (roughly) to
"She realised that she could lie on her back or on her front, turn around and around as if in water."
hrhm
Year after year the message was broadcast: There Isn't Enough.
Schroedinger's cat trilogy
"Accordingly we must accept under the heading of Greek tragedy a number of plays with more or less happy endings, afew of which, notably the Helen, are not conspicuously serious." The Greek Tragic Poets
I think this a good thing. :fap:
"This was no place for humans."
I don't like this game.
Quote from: Xooxe on January 25, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
"This was no place for humans."
I don't like this game.
What are you talking about? I'LL TRADE YOU!
:lol: This game is funny.
Now im going to have to look on page 45 of progress in irish out of curiosity since that was a close second last night.
"when greeting one person we say- 'dia duit.'"
this loosely means god be with you in english.
..... How to say hello is on page 45?
"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."
Bring it, 2012.
(From a book called Yankees Suck!, which I gave to my Yanks-loving roommate for Christmas.)
Quote from: Eve on January 25, 2012, 08:26:17 PM
"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."
Bring it, 2012.
(From a book called Yankees Suck!, which I gave to my Yanks-loving roommate for Christmas.)
EVE! :wave: :sexybeast:
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 25, 2012, 08:20:11 PM
"when greeting one person we say- 'dia duit.'"
this loosely means god be with you in english.
..... How to say hello is on page 45?
Presumably the first 45 pages are how to order drink?
:lol: that and how to say bad things about scots.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 25, 2012, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Eve on January 25, 2012, 08:26:17 PM
"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."
Bring it, 2012.
(From a book called Yankees Suck!, which I gave to my Yanks-loving roommate for Christmas.)
EVE! :wave: :sexybeast:
Hi LMNO!
I'm at work and the only book on my desk other than a phone book is a book on VB:
"Exception handling is the concept of dealing with 'exceptional happenings' when you are running the code."
"Da sind sy zemen kumen In die arbait vnd sucht yetlicher die blosz uff sein vortail."
Um....
"Both methods are largely subject to a number of forms of correction, either in the control of the illumination on one hand or in current stabilization on the other."
Optical Mineralogy, Kerr
:eek: Um.
I hope this thread gets to 45 pages and we can all get really metasexual.
A young woman from South Carolina
Placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina.
With the proper-sized cocks
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.
Isaac Asimov, Lecherous Limericks
"Though stripped naked, he had requested shoes to ward off cold feet." *
:lulz:
*From the Official CIA Manual of Trickery and Deception which was sitting on the table in front of me.
"I don't need to belabor the point."
Umm, so I guess I don't need to worry about any unplanned pregnancies happening in 2012?
As if grad school and a full-time job don't already see to that.
Picking other random books:
It is never wrong to take a look at either the debian-security-announce mailing list, where advisories and fixes to released packages are announced by the Debian security team, or at debian-security@lists.debian.org, where you can participate in discussions about things related to Debian security.
:horrormirth:
I don't know that I want advisories and fixes related to my package announced by the Debian security team...
"Miss Chesterfield," he said, "I have reason to believe you were until recently a certified medical technician."
:lulz:
After secondary school he worked as a ticket collector in the tunnelbana, saved some money, and travelled abroad.
Cryptic. Girl with the dragon tattoo.
Closest book to me is the phone book :evil:
Best not...priors and all that.
Second closest book:
"We are all living organisms."
Looks like I'll be upping my standards in 2012.
since I am one of those plyamorous types (how I hate that word being a mix of latin and greek), I'll do this one more time (for now):
In Fact, for a very long time, Germany was thought to be a peculiarly hospitable and secure place for Jews
Becoming Evil. How Ordinary People COmmit Genocide and Mass Killing, by James Waller
Today I have several books equidistant from me on my desk.
"Finch fell to the ground."
"A winner-take-all system means that minorities may not be represented."
"So if sumo wrestlers, schoolteachers, and day-care parents all cheat, are we to assume that mankind is innately and universally corrupt?"
"Although the moral argument for a limited state has appeal to libertarians, this by itself would not be persuasive to many, perhaps most, people."
and my favorite,
"Similarly, many anecdotal reports of the extraordinary contain much more than a simple, objective description of the experience."
It's gonna be a good year.
"During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise."
Well, then...
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 31, 2012, 04:29:34 PM
"During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise."
Well, then...
:lulz:
Describe your sex life using a movie title
mine:
Boys Don't Cry
Deep Impact
The Jerk
let's go with
BLAZING SADDLES
Two-headed shark attack. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2043757/)
SNATCH (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snatch_(film))
Death to Smoochy
Iron Man.
Looks like I'd rather have The Thing that Dok built (including the mayonaise :vom: )than cows.
The Secretary.
Well, I could go with "Gone With The Wind," but, for 2012, let's hope for a "League of Extrordinary Gentlemen," shall we?
Wait. I'm changing mine to "127 Hours".
Quote from: Luna on February 06, 2012, 07:32:58 PM
let's hope for a "League of Extrordinary Gentlemen," shall we?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Me, Myself, an Irene
There Will Be Blood
The Smurfs
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Fuck (too obvious)
The Aristocrats
From Dusk Till Dawn
Hobo with a Shotgun
The Void. :oops:
"Child's Play" - Rev. Uncle BadTouch
12 Angry Men
Free Willy.
What Dreams May Come
Being John Malkovich...
Midnight Meat Train
Uncle Buck
Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control.
12 Monkeys
Dr. Strangelove
Naked lunch
The Third Man
Toy Story
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Have to go with a book here for a second:
The Gay Science
True Grit
No Country for Old Men.
:lol:
navkat finds DEC14ths hott stripper girlfriend and scissors with her.
O wai...that's not in a book.
I know i'm late but i can't let this one go unposted:
From the book 'The Vertical Farm. Feeding the world in the 21st century' by Dr Dickson Despommier:
"The result was near mass extinction.":eek:
TITANIC!
Quote from: Commissioner What's-His-Name? on February 10, 2012, 08:29:15 PM
TITANIC!
That could be very, very good from one gender, and very, very bad from another! :oops:
That's what she says!
Sadly, my wife isn't as keen as I'd like to recreating the naked-on-the-couch painting scene.
Quote from: Commissioner What's-His-Name? on February 10, 2012, 08:34:30 PM
That's what she says!
Sadly, my wife isn't as keen as I'd like to recreating the naked-on-the-couch painting scene.
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/26/51843ec8-1b25-4392-b2a2-479a934f5e2d.jpg)
I would look FABULOUS painted as Spider Man.
As long as I'm dreaming, can I go with "Deep Impact" and "Neverending Story?"
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2012, 12:32:13 AM
As long as I'm dreaming, can I go with "Deep Impact" and "Neverending Story?"
(sigh)
I have already told you I am no longer functional in this area, dammit.
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 11, 2012, 12:35:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2012, 12:32:13 AM
As long as I'm dreaming, can I go with "Deep Impact" and "Neverending Story?"
(sigh)
I have already told you I am no longer functional in this area, dammit.
Sadly, I am (presumably) still fully functional... Just not actively shopping 'til (at least) the bloody divorce is over with... Or at least the court date.