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Started by Payne, May 15, 2010, 10:13:21 PM

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This is back-asswards for me. You give me fuckton of beer and I'll do anything. That's how it works. You come between me and my beer and tell me I have to do some shit before I get my alcohol, it's going to get real fucking messy, real fucking quick!  :evilmad:

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ok ok ok

I know you're serious about this.

How about, you drink a beer, and then I give you another one.

Then you can ponder about whether you earned the second one because you drank the first, or that you drank a beer, and this caused you to drink another beer. And then you get us a round, and THEN the causality of things will really start becoming complicated.
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When I used to live in Weymouth, in the summer, Me and my mate, used to get pissed up, and fill our pockets up with change, walk along  lurch around on the Esplanade, taking it in turns, to pick a likely looking mark, then stagger towards him, and ask if he had 40p for a cup of tea. As soon as he said (and they nearly always did)  "Sorry Mate, I've got no money at all" We'd then proceed to give him 40p, saying, "Get yourself a cuppa, Mate, go on" then scoot off while they were still in shock. That was always good for a laugh. The Police would arrest people if they were begging, but they couldn't arrest us for giving money away.
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