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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, January 30, 2013, 05:47:38 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

If you F5 into the abyss, does the abyss F5 into you?
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LMNO

No, the abyss "REFRESHES" you.

P3nT4gR4m

I CTRL+Alt+Delete'd the abyss. Now it's stuck on "The Abyss is loading: Please wait"  :horrormirth:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

tyrannosaurus vex

I tried to power off the abyss while it was installing updates once, and it started the Syrian Uprising.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I clicked "Mark All Read" on the Abyss once, and then I endlessly replicated. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

I sent a PM to the Abyss, and the MGT replied.

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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


tyrannosaurus vex

i plugged my laptop into the abyss, and I
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Trivial

I fsck'd the abyss and the abyss lost+found'd my brain.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

AFK

I posted the abyss on Facebook and it became a meme.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 30, 2013, 11:13:23 PM
I posted the abyss on Facebook and it became a meme.

There's an Abyss other than Facebook?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

I posted the abyss on the abyss and the abyss changed my privacy settings.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lenin McCarthy

I instagrammed the abyss, and the abyss applied a faux-retro filter to me.

tyrannosaurus vex

I asked the abyss for its number and it ate my soul.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.