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#11
Literate Chaotic / cryptids Cryptids CRYPTIDS
Last post by Mlactom - March 24, 2024, 01:00:17 PM
I know you have some stories, give them to us.
#12
Or Kill Me / A warning.
Last post by altered - March 24, 2024, 11:06:25 AM
Everyone you know and love will die unhoused and sick.

You will see the rug pulled out from under you and you will be helpless. A lifetime of surviving in the end times will not be enough. You will understand hopelessness.

There will be no release for you, no matter how important you are to others.

If you are particularly fortunate, you will dance the tightrope of precarity to its very outer reaches, and you will have no one left for you as the next step is swallowed by void. You might see "small business owners" and other low-grade parasites falling into the great darkness with you. It won't help.

It's too late to change this. You had your chances three years ago. Now they know they can get away with whatever they want. They're lying to your face and telling everyone else that they're your friend. They are no longer pretending to be in opposition to the raving fascists on the "other side". The two man con is exposed, and they know it doesn't matter anymore.

Everyone you know and love will die abandoned and miserable, of plague and jackboots and starvation outside of Whole Foods. Every last one of them.

Me, those like me, we will all be forgotten in ten years. Don't resolve to remember -- you'll have more important matters to attend to then. Everyone will.
#13
Principia Discussion / Re: List of Discordian books
Last post by Mlactom - March 23, 2024, 08:59:25 PM
For those who want to make lives weirder without the pressure of original content, the principia discordia 3rd edition, known as 'evangelical edition' on the LOE has a very good amount of quotes to leave on slips of paper around buildings.
#14
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Brother Mythos - March 23, 2024, 07:06:17 PM
I'm beginning to suspect that, at least, some of the high-ranking Republicult™ comrades in Tennessee are a skittish lot.

"Tennessee Republican Warns America: Cannibals Are Coming!"

As per this article:

"Tennessee Congressman Tim Burchett told Steve Bannon that murdering cannibals are poised to migrate to the US."

<sigh> And, I thought Tennessee was such a nice, normal place the last time I was there.

Here's the link to this article:      Tennessee Republicult™ Comrade's Cannibal Warning!

It appears that Congressman Burchett doesn't believe Mark Knopfler either:   Mark Knopfler - Cannibals (Official Video)
#15
High Weirdness / Re: Will NASA Diminish the UFO...
Last post by Brother Mythos - March 23, 2024, 08:43:40 AM
To the surprise of absolutely no one, this rebuttal to Volume I of the Pentagon's UFO Report didn't take long in coming.

"Pentagon report denies UFOs are aliens. Experts accuse the government of misrepresenting the truth"

As per this article:

"A new report from the Pentagon on unidentified flying objects and unidentified anomalous phenomena has partially confirmed high-profile whistleblower allegations about planned clandestine government programs for the retrieval and reverse-engineering of non-human aircraft via private contractors.

The report has also, however, drawn sharp rebuke among academic skeptics and disclosure advocates after raising more questions and concerns than it answered. Concluding the Department of Defense's investigation into itself, the report from the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office claims to have found "no empirical evidence" of UAP, yet also declassifies the DOD origins and developmental plans for a UAP-related program called Kona Blue, that AARO says never got off the ground.
 
Disclosure advocates have since roundly criticized the report for its alleged lack of scientific rigor and failure to fully disclose firsthand accounts and significant details involving the programs mentioned in the report. The report's critics include famed Pentagon Papers lawyer Dan Shehan, former Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (AATIP) director Lue Elizondo and the DOD's former top civilian intelligence official, Christopher Mellon. The 63-page report is not only notably laden with typographical errors, misplaced URLs, self-referential citations and statements misrepresenting the public conclusions of UAP scholars — but also omits a significant amount of the historically declassified data which the office was tasked with compiling in the report."

So, the UFO High Weirdness Factor lives on.

Here's this article's link:   UFO Report Rebuttal
#16
I'm sorry to hear that, Altered.

Things aren't going well out this direction, either, but for very different reasons.  I was deeply unhappy.  Now I don't feel much at all.  I am once again in that glass hallway, and everything is QUIET.
#17
So, moving into the new job, I needed a piss test AND a hair test.  The hair on my head is 1/2" long, and they need an inch and a half.  Those who have known me from PD know where I have hair that long.

I'd like to apologize to the entire field of nursing.
#18
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Brother Mythos - March 22, 2024, 10:29:47 PM
Quote from: Bruno on March 22, 2024, 04:37:02 PMI think the more obsessed they are with things that aren't real and don't exist, the less time and resources they'll have to infringe on the civil rights of people who are real and do exist. Also, they'll get increasingly frustrated with their reps who are totally ineffective at stopping the thing that isn't happening.

It never occurred to me that a prank could have real world, positive results. But, I agree, encouraging members of the Republicult™ to waste their time really does reduce the time they have available to do real harm.
#19
Only Maybe Arts Lab / Re: WEIRDOVERSE
Last post by Bobby Campbell - March 22, 2024, 09:44:37 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on March 21, 2024, 04:40:29 PMI was vaguely aware of the Illuminatus! production prior to your kind reply, but had never searched for any information about it. But, now I just have to ask, are you in any way related to Ken Campbell?

Hail Eris!

No relation, just synchronicity  :fnord:  :fnord:  :fnord:

All hail Discordia!

#20
I've sent a ton of my personal projects to my friend Shelly. It's over in about two weeks, it looks like. If I get very lucky, it might go until June or July, but I'd need a thousand dollars for rent. That's... just unrealistic.

Yeah. That's it.