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What to put on an altar to Eris?!

Started by muffinmania, August 28, 2014, 01:09:07 AM

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LMNO

#30
August 28, 2014, 06:09:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2014, 05:34:21 PM
Quote from: muffinmania on August 28, 2014, 05:33:41 PM
She's there when you laugh at another's misfortune.

So, the dickbag Eris.

Right action, wrong target.

Bruno

#31
August 28, 2014, 06:48:05 PM
A flaming bag of dog poop?
Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
August 28, 2014, 07:01:28 PM
Quote from: muffinmania on August 28, 2014, 05:36:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2014, 05:34:21 PM
Quote from: muffinmania on August 28, 2014, 05:33:41 PM
She's there when you laugh at another's misfortune.

So, the dickbag Eris.

Kinda sorta. I mean, she's a bitch, don't get me wrong on that. But it's usually the bitchiest folks that touch upon the truth that needs to be heard.

And that always works out well.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chucklemaster

#33
August 29, 2014, 02:28:53 AM
some old vhs tapes
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Chelagoras The Boulder

#34
August 29, 2014, 07:04:15 AM
a small sculpture of a turtle.
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minuspace

#35
August 29, 2014, 09:28:26 AM
Cocktail umbrellas.  151 shots.

Eater of Clowns

#36
August 29, 2014, 09:44:53 AM
500 TONS OF FLAX
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

minuspace

#37
August 29, 2014, 10:30:11 AM
Labradorescent wellingtons

P3nT4gR4m

#38
August 29, 2014, 01:00:03 PM Last Edit: August 29, 2014, 01:02:12 PM by P3nT4gR4m
We build a statue, 300 feet high with twin watercannons firing acid from the tearducts. That's your fucking altar right there. All shall kneel and perish


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The Good Reverend Roger

#39
August 29, 2014, 02:08:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2014, 01:00:03 PM
We build a statue, 300 feet high with twin watercannons firing acid from the tearducts. That's your fucking altar right there. All shall kneel and perish



Would you look at the rack on me?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

minuspace

#40
August 29, 2014, 10:19:12 PM
Hand-crank air-raid siren.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#41
August 29, 2014, 11:24:24 PM
An adjustable lighter rigged to produce a six inch flame
Stupidly hot ground pepper or pepper spray
A jar of someone else's pee (ideally collected from laugh pissing)
Any kitchen gadget or multi-tool that is designed so poorly it cannot perform its basic function (pocket knife that doesn't fit in a pocket, etc.)

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
August 29, 2014, 11:54:11 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 29, 2014, 11:24:24 PM
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Any kitchen gadget or multi-tool that is designed so poorly it cannot perform its basic function (pocket knife that doesn't fit in a pocket, etc.)

The festering carcass of Mike the Engineer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#43
August 31, 2014, 01:45:24 AM
Hey actually, is it possible to make altars to things that aren't gods, strictly speaking. Not like demons obviously. But if i were to go to Las Vegas, for example and erect a shrine to Lady Luck in the hopes of winning shitloads of money at the tables, would it be any different that worshiping household deities or something? Would doing that MAKE Lady Luck a minor deity?
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Reginald Ret

#44
August 31, 2014, 08:04:33 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on August 31, 2014, 01:45:24 AM
Hey actually, is it possible to make altars to things that aren't gods, strictly speaking. Not like demons obviously. But if i were to go to Las Vegas, for example and erect a shrine to Lady Luck in the hopes of winning shitloads of money at the tables, would it be any different that worshiping household deities or something? Would doing that MAKE Lady Luck a minor deity?

Uhm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortuna
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyche
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld_gods#The_Lady
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