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Help me design my televangelist TV show.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 25, 2005, 04:15:02 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 25, 2005, 04:15:02 AM
I think I have the opening...

<Theme Song> ---> Need help with this.

REV ROGER in big red letters on screen.

At end of theme song, cartoon version of Rev Roger pops out of the "O" in "ROGER" (Loony Tunes style), and yells "FUCK YOU!  I HATE YOU ALL!"

Show begins.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Technocracy

#1
September 25, 2005, 07:03:15 AM
Theme Songs for a Televangelist?

Hmm I'd say Money Talks by AC/DC

...and a silk smoking jacket.

Because my life is worth more than yours

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
September 25, 2005, 07:07:12 AM
Quote from: TechnocracyTheme Songs for a Televangelist?

Hmm I'd say Money Talks by AC/DC

...and a silk smoking jacket.

Niiiiiice.

But I was thinking of an original theme song.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#3
September 26, 2005, 03:13:25 PM
I have a knack for writing jingles. I'll see what I can come up with.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
September 27, 2005, 01:36:59 AM
Quote from: East Coast HustleI have a knack for writing jingles. I'll see what I can come up with.

8)

I wait with bated breath.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#5
September 27, 2005, 03:45:23 PM
if you need quick production/mastering, send it over to me.

Unfortunately, I can't spend too much time on any new projects, as I'm currently mixing down an ep, writing a song to be used next month in a stage performance, and collaborating on an exquisite corpse-style composition project.


Oh, and working a real job, too.

DJRubberducky

#6
September 28, 2005, 05:39:46 PM
All I can come up with for the theme song is:

4 12/8 measures of 3- or 4-part vocal harmony (with orchestra, of course).  I don't have any but the last measure of melody, which would be:

Code Select

                                                     ( )     ( )
-----|\-----------------------------------------------|-------|--------------------
    |/          |~~~~~|~~~~~|    ( )         ( )     |       |
----,|-----------|-----|-----|----|-----------|-------|-------|-------/------------
 / ,|-\   12  ( )     |   ( )    |     ( )   |       |/      |       \     ___
--|--|--|--------------|----------|-----|-----|-----------------------/-----===----
 |  |  |   8          |          |~~~~~|~~~~~|                       )
--\--|--/------------( )-----------------------------------------------------------
   -|-
-----|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  `-'    cresc.

Fermata over the quarter note, natch.

The lyrics for this line would be something like "almighty Reverend ROGERRRRR!" or some shit.  Trouble is I don't know if I could write the rest of such a jingle without it sounding like a ripoff of Spongebob.
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

LMNO

#7
September 28, 2005, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyAll I can come up with for the theme song is:

4 12/8 measures of 3- or 4-part vocal harmony (with orchestra, of course).  I don't have any but the last measure of melody, which would be:

Code Select

                                                     ( )     ( )
-----|\-----------------------------------------------|-------|--------------------
    |/          |~~~~~|~~~~~|    ( )         ( )     |       |
----,|-----------|-----|-----|----|-----------|-------|-------|-------/------------
 / ,|-\   12  ( )     |   ( )    |     ( )   |       |/      |       \     ___
--|--|--|--------------|----------|-----|-----|-----------------------/-----===----
 |  |  |   8          |          |~~~~~|~~~~~|                       )
--\--|--/------------( )-----------------------------------------------------------
   -|-
-----|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  `-'    cresc.

Fermata over the quarter note, natch.

The lyrics for this line would be something like "almighty Reverend ROGERRRRR!" or some shit.  Trouble is I don't know if I could write the rest of such a jingle without it sounding like a ripoff of Spongebob.

Fuck, how long did it take you to ASCII music notation?

DJRubberducky

#8
September 28, 2005, 05:45:18 PM
Prob 20-30 minutes solid.  The things I do to show off. ;)
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

LMNO

#9
September 28, 2005, 05:50:34 PM
well, my compliments.  Very accurate.

DJRubberducky

#10
September 28, 2005, 08:18:09 PM
Well, thanks.  Glad to know I didn't fail out of Willamette's Music Therapy program for nothin'. ;)
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
September 29, 2005, 01:27:20 AM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyProb 20-30 minutes solid.  The things I do to show off. ;)

Thanks.  Now we just need lyrics.

And volunteers for "faith smiting".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#12
September 29, 2005, 07:13:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: DJRubberduckyProb 20-30 minutes solid.  The things I do to show off. ;)

Thanks.  Now we just need lyrics.

And volunteers for "faith smiting".

To carry out or have carried out on?

Cuz you know I'm up for the former....

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#13
September 29, 2005, 07:19:58 AM
I'm up for being smit.

BADGE OF HONOR

#14
September 29, 2005, 07:20:28 AM
I think it's "smote".
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".
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